Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

While in the pub a fight broke out
After Mabel was groped and gave a shout
She was as white as a sheet
But she wasn't beat
She gave the bloke a mighty clout.

[Mups]

A whistle was heard and the Cops burst in
They spotted young Al, nicking bottles of Gin