Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

One Saturday morning in town
Eric found a tenner on the ground
He bent down to pick it up
As did Betty.. what bad luck

[klondike]

One Saturday morning in town
Eric found a tenner on the ground
He bent down to pick it up
As did Betty.. what bad luck
As Betty grabbed it he gave a frown

Oi Lassie that was mine

[Scrumpy]

Oi Lassie that was mine
Unhappy Eric started to whine
Betty said 'A coin we'll toss'
'Heads' he called. Again he lost

[klondike]

Oi Lassie that was mine
Unhappy Eric started to whine
Betty said 'A coin we'll toss'
'Heads' he called. Again he lost
But snatched the note the nasty swine

Betty was having none of that
And so she just grabbed it back

[Mups]

Betty was having none of that
And so she just grabbed it back 
But Eric trod on her toe
And swear words did flow

[klondike]

Betty was having none of that
And so she just grabbed it back
But Eric trod on her toe
And swear words did flow
Then along came a copper with a pointy hat

Ello ello wot do we 'av 'ere
A beach of the peace that seems clear

[Mups]

Ello ello wot do we 'av 'ere
A beach of the peace that seems clear 
He cuffed 'em both 
As Betty swore a bad oath

[Scrumpy]

Ello  ello what do we 'av 'ere
A breach of the peace that seems clear
He cuffed 'em both
As Betty swore a bad oath
That'll cost you a tenner.. for me to not hear

[Mups]

They both got carted off to jail
And Betty let out a loud wail
She blamed Eric for it all
And gave him a knee in the b***s
He screamed and went very pale!