Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

The vicar was wearing a frock
While exploring Liverpool docks
He came across Bert wearing tights
one of the less likely sights
And his friend with his head in a box.

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Some people like watching TV

[Michael Rolls]

Some people like watching TV
then boiling the kettle for tea

[GrannyMac]

Some people like watching TV
then boiling the kettle for tea
With toast and some jam

[Michael Rolls]

Some people like watching TV
then boiling the kettle for tea
With toast and some jam
and a thin slice of ham

[GrannyMac]

Some people like watching TV
then boiling the kettle for tea
With toast and some jam
and a thin slice of ham
And later, a nice G & T.

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The forecast promises sun today

[klondike]

The forecast promises sun today
Just the same as yesterday

[Michael Rolls]

The forecast promises sun today
Just the same as yesterday
so walk with your brollie

[GrannyMac]

The forecast promises sun today ☀️
Just the same as yesterday 🌦
so walk with your brollie ☂️
To forget it is folly ☔️

[klondike]

The forecast promises sun today ☀️
Just the same as yesterday 🌦
so walk with your brollie ☂️
To forget it is folly ☔️
While the forecaster chuckles away

Jim sat inside the omnibus

[Michael Rolls]

Jim sat inside the omnibus
Sitting sideways to ease his truss

[klondike]

Jim sat inside the omnibus
Sitting sideways to ease his truss
The bus hurtled over a huge speed bump

[GrannyMac]

Jim sat inside the omnibus
Sitting sideways to ease his truss
The bus hurtled over a huge speed bump
Jim went 'ouch' and felt a lump

[Michael Rolls]

Jim sat inside the omnibus
Sitting sideways to ease his truss
The bus hurtled over a huge speed bump
Jim went 'ouch' and felt a lump
which made him swear and cuss


There once was a fellow from Dover

[GrannyMac]

There once was a fellow from Dover
On the dance floor he was a great mover

[Michael Rolls]

There once was a fellow from Dover
On the dance floor he was a great mover
but his partner in life