Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

She smooched up to poor old Jake
Who certainly wasn't on the make

[Scrumpy]

She smooched up to poor old Jake
Who certainly wasn't on the make
He only popped in to say ' All's good'?
Now suddenly he is stirring her Christmas pud

[klondike]

She smooched up to poor old Jake
Who certainly wasn't on the make
He only popped in to say ' All's good'?
Now suddenly he is stirring her Christmas pud
Now she's offering a tasty steak 

The way to Jake's heart is through his tum

[Scrumpy]

The way to Jake's heart is through his tum
He is XXL , must weigh a ton !!
The spinsters feed him this and that
They have no problem with all his fat
They all just hope to be his 'Mum'

[GrannyMac]

Jake's doesn't want to be anyone's son
He's looking for a girl to be his honeybun

[Scrumpy]

Jake doesn't want to be anyone's  son
He's looking for a girl to be his honeybun
But everything all seems honey 
When big Ethel says 'Come to mummy'
Jake knows for sure that he has won

[Ruthio]

Well I always thought Jake was gay

[klondike]

Well I always thought Jake was gay
Whichever you can bet he'll have to pay