Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Ethel struck lucky at the bash
She took Tom home - said he could crash
But he got cold feet 

[klondike]

Ethel struck lucky at the bash
She took Tom home - said he could crash
But he got cold feet
When Ethel ripped off his sheet

[Mups]

Ethel struck lucky at the bash
She took Tom home - said he could crash
But he got cold feet
When Ethel ripped off his sheet 
And decided to make a dash.

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Mary phoned a taxi to go on a date
She was all dressed up and sat down to wait

[GrannyMac]

Mary phoned a taxi to go on a date
She was all dressed up, and sat down to wait
A quick glass of wine or two
Then she nipped to the loo
By then she was in quite a state!

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The taxi dropped her off near 'Spoons
A lovely evening, a bright full moon

[Scrumpy]

The taxi dropped her off near 'Spoons
A lovely evening, a bright full moon
A man came forth, said his name was Brian
'Can't stand there, for trade be plying'

[klondike]

The taxi dropped her off near 'Spoons
A lovely evening, a bright full moon
A man came forth, said his name was Brian
'Can't stand there, for trade be plyin'
And I've made no sales for many moons

So Brian rushed off full of hope

[Scrumpy]

So Brian rushed off full of hope
To find a cop. He was that sort of bloke

[Scrumpy]

So Brian rushed off full of hope
To find a cop. He was that sort of bloke
The cop put handcuffs on Mary
And they walked off.. full of glee

[klondike]

So Brian rushed off full of hope
To find a cop. He was that sort of bloke
The cop put handcuffs on Mary
And they walked off.. full of glee
Unknown to Brian they were off for a grope

Lucky it was you said Mary to Billy

[GrannyMac]

Lucky it was you said Mary to Billy
I was lumbered with Brian, he's really silly
He moans about everything, no Christmas he said,
And running at daybreak, he's right off his head

[Mups]

Lucky it was you said Mary to Billy
I was lumbered with Brian, he's really silly
He moans about everything, no Christmas he said,
And running at daybreak, he's right off his head
. .  and Mavis reckons he's got a 1 inch willy!!


(Sorry,  but someone was gonna say it)!   

[GrannyMac]

At last......klondike will be pleased! 

[klondike]

Klondike always loved his fishing
Will I get a bite? He was always wishing

[Mups]

Klondike always loved his fishing
Will I get a bite? He was always wishing
Then along came a huge Trout
With a big smiley pout

[klondike]

Klondike always loved his fishing
Will I get a bite? He was always wishing
Then along came a huge Trout
With a big smiley pout
Taking the offer he was dishing

Mups she made the naughty rhyme
Mac blamed klondike for the earlier line