Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

Monday today,  chilly and grey
Hate this weather, wish it would Go Away!
Sadly this is just the start
But better than a horse and cart

[GrannyMac]

Monday today,  chilly and grey
Hate this weather, wish it would Go Away!
Sadly this is just the start
But better than a horse and cart
So keep warm and wrap up every day. 👢 🧣 🧥 

[Mups]

In the cafe Nobby said
Two eggs and a slice of bread

[klondike]

In the cafe Nobby said
Two eggs and a slice of bread
Oh perhaps some bacon and a sausage please
Baked beans, black pudding and mushy peas

[Mups]

In the cafe Nobby said
Two eggs and a slice of bread
Oh perhaps some bacon and a sausage please
Baked beans, black pudding and mushy peas
And then I'll feel I've been fed.

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There was an old man from Wick

[klondike]

There was an old man from Wick
Who had an unusually long neck

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Wick
 Who had an unusually long neck  
He saw the bus coming before anyone else
And knew what was hiding on the top shelf

[Ruthio]

There was an old man from Wick
 Who had an unusually long neck   
He saw the bus coming before anyone else
And knew what was hiding on the top shelf
But generally he was a bit of a dick! (well someone had to use that word 🤣🤣 )

[klondike]

Goodness how so very crude
Surely noone would be so rude

[Mups]

Goodness how so very crude
Surely noone would be so rude 
Klondie, don't faint in here
Hold on - we'll fetch you a beer

[Scrumpy]

Goodness how so very crude
Surely noone could be so rude
Klondie, don't faint in here
Hold on- we'll fetch you a beer
And do try to stop being a prude

[Mups]

Bob awoke as his clock chimed two
And a spooky being came into view

[Ruthio]

Bob awoke as his clock chimed two
And a spooky being came into view
It had wild starey eyes 👀 

[Scrumpy]

Bob awoke when his clock chimed two
And a spooky being came in to view
It had wild starey  eyes 👀 
When moving it seemed to glide

[Mups]

Bob awoke when his clock chimed two
And a spooky being came in to view
It had wild starey  eyes 👀 
When moving it seemed to glide 
So Bob locked himself in the loo.

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One day at the Gardening Club,
Noah said "Let's go down the pub"