Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

What rubbish there is on TV
Think I'll read my book, said Lee
The book was called 'Ways to Make Sex'
He couldn't wait to see what came next

[Mups]

What rubbish there is on TV
Think I'll read my book, said Lee
The book was called 'Ways to Make Sex'
He couldn't wait to see what came next 
As he dribbled all over his knee!

*  *  * 

On the night before Halloween

[klondike]

On the night before Halloween
Ghost and ghouls are never seen

[Mups]

On the night before Halloween
Ghost and ghouls are never seen 
But when the night comes
All the Ghouls and their chums

[Ruthio]

On the night before Halloween
Ghost and ghouls are never seen 
But when the night comes
All the Ghouls and their chums
Are dancing on the village green 👻 😱 

[Mups]

Then five days later its Bonfire Night
Rockets and Bangers give giving some a fright

[klondike]

Then five days later its Bonfire Night
Rockets and Bangers giving some a fright
I'll give my guy a Starmer mask

[Scrumpy]

Then five days later it's Bonfire Night
Rockets and Bangers giving some a fright
I'll give my guy a Starmer mask
And stick a rocket up its a***

[klondike]

Then five days later it's Bonfire Night
Rockets and Bangers giving some a fright
I'll give my guy a Starmer mask
And stick a rocket up its a***
Then hope it disappears from sight

Autumn's over the nights draw in
Time for a drink that's warmer than gin

[Mups]

Autumn's over the nights draw in
Time for a drink that's warmer than gin 
Cut some logs and bring them in
And fill the ancient brass log bin

[Scrumpy]

Autumn's over the nights draw in
Time for a drink that's warmer than gin
Cut some logs and bring them in
And fill the ancient brass log bin
And watch all the crap on TV agin'

[Mups]

He was supposed to be Christmas shopping
But Eric was home on the sofa, just flopping

[klondike]

He was supposed to be Christmas shopping
But Eric was home on the sofa, just flopping
He just buy some Amazon crap
And order in their gift wrap

[Ruthio]

He was supposed to be Christmas shopping
But Eric was home on the sofa, just flopping
He just buy some Amazon crap
And order in their gift wrap
And his wife was absolutely hopping!

[Mups]

There'll be a firework display down the park
They wait until its properly dark
Then a huge bonfire is lit -
I hope the hedgehogs have flit
And then begins the first spark.


There will be Hot Dogs and things to fry
As the fireworks light up the  sky