Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Nicola has been pretty shrewd
About that campervan, which could 

[Michael Rolls]

Nicola has been pretty shrewd
About that campervan, which could
Prove a bit of a prob

[GrannyMac]

Nicola has been pretty shrewd
About that campervan, which could
Prove a bit of a prob
Cos it cost a few bob

[klondike]

Nicola has been pretty shrewd
About that campervan, which could
Prove a bit of a prob
Cos it cost a few bob
Allegedly fraudulently accrued

Was Rishi less chipper yesterday

[Michael Rolls]

Was Rishi less chipper yesterday
Because he had money to pay

[klondike]

Was Rishi less chipper yesterday
Because he had money to pay
A whole barge filled and more

[Michael Rolls]

Was Rishi less chipper yesterday
Because he had money to pay
A whole barge filled and more
Made his jaw drop down to the floor

[klondike]

Was Rishi less chipper yesterday
Because he had money to pay
A whole barge filled and more
Made his jaw drop down to the floor
Now what the hell will he say

Nigel predicted the boats were just waiting

[GrannyMac]

Nigel predicted the boats were just waiting
The dinghies just required inflating

[klondike]

Nigel predicted the boats were just waiting
The dinghies just required inflating
Load 'em up then start the motor

[Michael Rolls]

Nigel predicted the boats were just waiting
The dinghies just required inflating
Load 'em up then start the motor
Give everyone a nice straw boater

[GrannyMac]

Nigel predicted the boats were just waiting
The dinghies just required inflating
Load 'em up then start the motor
Give everyone a nice straw boater
The goods in England, they're anticipating!

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Is it time for a general election?

[Michael Rolls]

Is it time for a general election?
So the voters can give this lot a rejection

[klondike]

Is it time for a general election?
So the voters can give this lot a rejection
Well past that time in my view

[Michael Rolls]

s it time for a general election?
So the voters can give this lot a rejection
Well past that time in my view
That we got shot of this crew