Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

A nearby old codger in Sutton
Always dined on mutton
With mint sauce and peas
And a strong cup of tea

[Michael Rolls]

A nearby old codger in Sutton
Always dined on mutton
With mint sauce and peas
And a strong cup of tea
He claimed owt else was not on

[Scrumpy]

The bridegroom stood sweating in church

[GrannyMac]

The bridegroom stood sweating in church
Til the bride dashed in late, from the porch

[Michael Rolls]

The bridegroom stood sweating in church
Til the bride dashed in late, from the porch
The best man was drunk

[Scrumpy]

The bridegroom stood sweating in church
Til the bride dashed in late , from the porch
The best man was drunk
Then, with the vicar, did a bunk

[Michael Rolls]

The bridegroom stood sweating in church
Til the bride dashed in late , from the porch
The best man was drunk
Then, with the vicar, did a bunk
Leaving the couple in the lurch

An innocent young maid from Carlisle

[klondike]

An innocent young maid from Carlisle
Gave all her admirers a smile

[Michael Rolls]

An innocent young maid from Carlisle
Gave all her admirers a smile
But they over reacted

[Scrumpy]

An innocent young maid from Carlisle
Gave all her admirers a smile
But they over reacted
and was shocked at what Sid did

[klondike]

An innocent young maid from Carlisle
Gave all her admirers a smile
But they over reacted
and was shocked at what Sid did
After he chased the poor girl for a mile

Boris is in a fighting mood

[Michael Rolls]

Boris is in a fighting mood
Someone's nicked his favourite food

[klondike]

Boris is in a fighting mood
Someone's nicked his favourite food
Where's my cake he cries in rage

[Michael Rolls]

Boris is in a fighting mood
Someone's nicked his favourite food
Where's my cake he cries in rage
But Harriet Harman gloats and says

[klondike]

Boris is in a fighting mood
Someone's nicked his favourite food
Where's my cake he cries in rage
But Harriet Harman gloats and says
No more cake for you've been screwed

Nicola has been pretty shrewd