Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Michael Rolls]

Young Fred was a floating voter
Tories took him to vote in a big flashy motor
But once in the booth
Out came the truth
AS he put a cross were he oughter

There was a young fellow from Devizes

[klondike]

There was a young fellow from Devizes
Whose feet were two different sizes

[Michael Rolls]

There was a young fellow from Devizes
Whose feet were two different sizes
which made shopping for shoes

[klondike]

There was a young fellow from Devizes
Whose feet were two different sizes
Which made shopping for shoes
Bring on the blues

[Michael Rolls]

There was a young fellow from Devizes
Whose feet were two different sizes
Which made shopping for shoes
Bring on the blues
As he had to spend extra on prices


A lack lustre scholar at Eton

[klondike]

A lack lustre scholar at Eton
Each day had his backside well beaten

[Michael Rolls]

A lack lustre scholar at Eton
Each day had his backside well beaten
So he told his mama

[Scrumpy]

A lack lustre scholar from Eton
Each day had his backside well beaten
So he told his mama
Who then told his papa

[GrannyMac]

A lack lustre scholar from Eton
Each day had his backside well beaten
So he told his mama
Who then told his papa
Who said 'thats what he gets for his cheatin'

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An old chap from near Solihull

[klondike]

An old chap from near Solihull
Got crapped on by a pesky seagull

[GrannyMac]

An old chap from near Solihull
Got crapped on by a pesky seagull
It was after his chips

[Ashy]

An old chap from near Solihull
Got crapped on by a pesky seagull.
It was after his chips
And his barbecue dips

[klondike]

An old chap from near Solihull
Got crapped on by a pesky seagull.
It was after his chips
And his barbecue dips
When it flew off it was once again full

A nearby old codger in Sutton

[Michael Rolls]

A nearby old codger in Sutton
Always dined on mutton

[klondike]

A nearby old codger in Sutton
Always dined on mutton
With mint sauce and peas