Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Tom loved to stroll along the shore
With maps and guides to places galore

[klondike]

Tom loved to stroll along the shore
With maps and guides to places galore
He watched the birds, he watched the waves

[Scrumpy]

Tom loved to stroll along the shore
With maps and guides to places galore
He watched the birds, he watched the waves
He even ogled all the beach babes 

[GrannyMac]

Tom loved to stroll along the shore
With maps and guides to places galore
He watched the birds, he watched the waves
He even ogled all the beach babes
Until his eyes could see no more

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Mary bought a leg of lamb

[klondike]

Mary bought a leg of lamb
It was on special as was the ham

[Michael Rolls]

Mary bought a leg of lamb
It was on special as was the ham
the money she saved

[GrannyMac]

Mary bought a leg of lamb
It was on special as was the ham
the money she saved
Bought the booze that she craved

[Michael Rolls]

Mary bought a leg of lamb
It was on special as was the ham
the money she saved
Bought the booze that she craved
Which she shared with her sister Pam


A careless young housewife from Leith

[klondike]

A careless young housewife from Leith
Mislaid her brand new false teeth

[GrannyMac]

A careless young housewife from Leith
Mislaid her brand new false teeth
She searched everywhere

[klondike]

A careless young housewife from Leith
Mislaid her brand new false teeth
She searched everywhere
Ended up pulling out hair

[Michael Rolls]

A careless young housewife from Leith
Mislaid her brand new false teeth
She searched everywhere
Ended up pulling out hair
And blamed it on poor hubby Keith


Young Fred was a floating voter

[klondike]

Young Fred was a floating voter
Tories took him to vote in a big flashy motor

[Michael Rolls]

Young Fred was a floating voter
Tories took him to vote in a big flashy motor
But once in the booth

[Scrumpy]

Young Fred was a floating voter
Tories took him to vote in a big flashy motor
But once in the booth
Out came the truth