Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Cream teas in Devon, now that's a treat
Sitting by the sea ,with cool, bare feet
What goes on first jam or cream?
Get it wrong and I will scream!!! 
Gobble them up and enjoy all you eat.

[GrannyMac]

A jug of Pimms full of fruit and ice
On a hot afternoon is ever so nice

[Mups]

A jug of Pimms full of fruit and ice
On a hot afternoon is ever so nice 
If we meet at Granny's at half past three
And those who don't drink might have some tea

[Scrumpy]

A jug of Pimms full of fruit and ice
On a hot afternoon is ever so nice
If we meet at Granny's at half past three
And those that don't drink might have some tea
And for Aunt Maude, gin with a lemon slice

[GrannyMac]

Scrumpy you're welcome to come and join me
No Pimms at the moment, but I have gin, and tea
It would be lovely for us all to meet

[Scrumpy]

Scrumpy you're welcome to come and join me 
No Pimms at the moment, but I have gin, and tea
It would be lovely for us all to meet
We can talk about back pain and throbbing feet

[klondike]

Scrumpy you're welcome to come and join me
No Pimms at the moment, but I have gin, and tea
It would be lovely for us all to meet
We can talk about back pain and throbbing feet
Not to mention my dodgy knee

[Mups]

May I come along too,
As I'd love to meet all of you
I promise I'll behave
And not turn it into a rave
Or forget to flush the loo.  

[Scrumpy]

Mups you may come, bring Gertie and Liffy
But don't touch the prawns they taste  bit 'Iffy'

[klondike]

Mups you may come, bring Gertie and Liffy
But don't touch the prawns they taste  bit 'Iffy'
Don't bring Bill though - a real no hoper
Nor that Joe he's a bit of a groper

[Ruthio]

Mups you may come, bring Gertie and Liffy
But don't touch the prawns they taste  bit 'Iffy'
Don't bring Bill though - a real no hoper
Nor that Joe he's a bit of a groper
But Ted is a dashing piece of Nifty !

[Mups]

So a Soiree it is
I will bring some fizz
Will we all dress the best
Klondie can't wear his string vest

[Ruthio]

So a Soiree it is  
I will bring some fizz  
Will we all dress the best
Klondie can't wear his string vest
And we'll  knock 'em into a tizz! 

[klondike]

What's wrong with my string vest?
Two quid from eBay - their very best

[GrannyMac]

What's wrong with my string vest?
Two quid from eBay - their very best
klondike, I think you were done
it's full of holes, not great in the sun
Please go and cover up that chest.

Lets have some decorum for the soiree
Ladies wear a dress that covers the knee