Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Scrumpy

A generous chap from North Wales
Was a noted recounted of tales
'You'll never believe ' was their usual start
''I'll tell you this with hand on heart'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

A generous chap from North Wales
Was a noted recounted of tales
'You'll never believe ' was their usual start
''I'll tell you this with hand on heart'
Compared to it, all else pales


An elderly doctor from Kent
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy


An elderly doctor from Kent
Straightened the leg of a man that was bent
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

An elderly doctor from Kent
Straightened the leg of a man that was bent
Again he could walk
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

klondike

An elderly doctor from Kent
Straightened the leg of a man that was bent
Again he could walk
And venture out for a walk

Michael Rolls

An elderly doctor from Kent
Straightened the leg of a man that was bent
Again he could walk
And venture out for a walk
To buy a nice leg of pork



There once was a fellow from Poole
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

There once was a fellow from Poole
Who purchased a bright shiny jewel

Michael Rolls

There once was a fellow from Poole
Who purchased a bright shiny jewel
It was for his wife
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

klondike

There once was a fellow from Poole
Who purchased a bright shiny jewel
It was for his wife
The love of his life

Scrumpy


There once was a fellow from Poole
Who purchased a bright shiny jewel
It was for his wife
The love of his life
But gave it to Peggy who was 'cool'
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]

Scrumpy

Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

klondike

The vicar was wearing a frock
While exploring a Liverpool dock

Scrumpy

The vicar was wearing a frock
While exploring Liverpool docks
He came across Bert wearing tights
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Michael Rolls

The vicar was wearing a frock
While exploring Liverpool docks
He came across Bert wearing tights
one of the less likely sights
Thank you for the days, the days you gave me
[email protected]