Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Pete's car was in for its MOT
A new exhaust, and a tyre or three
Will it cost a bomb?
I'll get it done by my mate Tom
He'll know where to get stuff free

All sorted for just twenty quid
I'm not asking what Tom did

[GrannyMac]

All sorted for just twenty quid 
I'm not asking what Tom did
I'm just relieved he got it through
It was registered in 2002

[klondike]

All sorted for just twenty quid
I'm not asking what Tom did
I'm just relieved he got it through
It was registered in 2002
I would have bought another but was outbid

Just what are all these battery jobs?
All fancy screens and no more knobs

[Scrumpy]

Just what are all these battery jobs ?
I fancy screens and no more knobs
Why don't we wind things up anymore
We just stick in batteries, sometimes four

[Mups]

Just what are all these battery jobs ?
I fancy screens and no more knobs
Why don't we wind things up anymore
We just stick in batteries, sometimes four 
I buy cheaper ones at Bob's.

*

Gert had some Quiche for her lunch
She was peckish and fancied a munch

[klondike]

Gert had some Quiche for her lunch
She was peckish and fancied a munch
Some leaves of lettuce on the side
She'd rather it was something fried
Maybe crispy bacon she could crunch

[Mups]

Nearly April,  but don't get caught
An April Fool is always sought

[GrannyMac]

Nearly April,  but don't get caught
An April Fool is always sought
'Easter's cancelled' a daft man said
But we knocked that on the head

[klondike]

Nearly April,  but don't get caught
An April Fool is always sought
'Easter's cancelled' a daft man said
But we knocked that on the head
He should stay out of 'spoons he really ought

Plenty of fools around these days
Easy to hoodwink with the latest craze

[Scrumpy]

Plenty of fools around these days
Easy to hoodwink with the latest craze
A cream that makes the wrinkles go
Shampoo that makes your hair thick and  grow

[klondike]

Plenty of fools around these days
Easy to hoodwink with the latest craze
A cream that makes the wrinkles go
Shampoo that makes your hair thick and  grow
Selling snake oil that's what pays

 Yesterday I bought something new

[Ruthio]

Yesterday I bought something new
Come into my parlour and I'll give you a view 

[klondike]

Yesterday I bought something new
Come into my parlour and I'll give you a view
You'll never guess just what it's for

[Ruthio]

Yesterday I bought something new
Come into my parlour and I'll give you a view
You'll never guess just what it's for
Better hurry and shut the door 🚪 

[klondike]

Yesterday I bought something new
Come into my parlour and I'll give you a view
You'll never guess just what it's for
Better hurry and shut the door 🚪
What I can't work out is why it's blue?

You would have thought maybe pink instead?
Still at least it's not bright red