Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

He ran off with a new young floosie
It's his neighbour, name of Susie
She's known around the neighbourhood
Lots of rumours, some not good 
Bit he wasn't the sort that was choosy.



While Eric was washing his car

[Mups]

While Eric was washing his car 
He left his teeth in a jar

[Ruthio]

While Eric was washing his car 
He left his teeth in a jar
But the dog tipped it over

[Scrumpy]

While Eric was washing his car
He left his teeth in a jar
But the dog tipped it over
The teeth were swallowed by Rover

[Mups]

While Eric was washing his car
He left his teeth in a jar
But the dog tipped it over
The teeth were swallowed by Rover 
When he barked he looked quite bizarre.



Fred was pulling up weeds all day

[GrannyMac]

Fred was pulling up weeds all day
His garden was a mess he thought with dismay

[Alex]

Fred was pulling up weeds all day
His garden was a mess he thought with dismay
He needed some help he thought with a frown
He'd look for a handyman when next in town

[klondike]

Fred was pulling up weeds all day
His garden was a mess he thought with dismay
He needed some help he thought with a frown
He'd look for a handyman when next in town
To find a good one he may have to pray

Fred paid Shamus to do the weeding
Fed up with fingers that were bleeding

[GrannyMac]

Fred paid Shamus to do the weeding
Fed up with fingers that were bleeding
But he paid him up front, a big mistake
Shamus was a con man on the make

[klondike]

Fred paid Shamus to do the weeding
Fed up with fingers that were bleeding
But he paid him up front, a big mistake
Shamus was a con man on the make
His weeds are still there and they're seeding

Then in Lidl - a gas weed burner
Cheaper than handing out another earner

[Scrumpy]

Then in Lidl- a gas weed burner
Cheaper than handing out another earner
So, with flame thrower held in hand
He aimed it at weeds on his land

[GrannyMac]

Then in Lidl- a gas weed burner
Cheaper than handing out another earner
So, with flame thrower held in hand
He aimed it at weeds on his land
They're clear now, at leat one corner! 

To the middle of Lidl Fred ventured once more
Excited to see what else was in store 

[Alex]

To the middle of Lidl Fred ventured once more
Excited to see what else was in store
But on the way he grabbed a YumYum
A pack of Bratwurst and a bottle of rum

[Mups]

To the middle of Lidl Fred ventured once more
Excited to see what else was in store
But on the way he grabbed a YumYum
A pack of Bratwurst and a bottle of rum 
Then forgot what he went in there for.


In the car park Fred couldn't see his car
He looked everywhere,  near or far

[klondike]

In the car park Fred couldn't see his car
He looked everywhere,  near or far
Then at last his car he spied
His key didn't work. He could have cried
Back to Lidl - they'd had a crowbar

When he got back the car wasn't there
Fred began to pull his hair