Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

The vicar revived his eyes were bleary 
He yawned and stretched, and looked so weary

[GrannyMac]

The vicar revived his eyes were bleary
He yawned and stretched, and looked so weary
He stumbled down the path to home
Tripping over a garden gnome
He saw his wife, and said 'sorry dearie'.

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There was a young woman from Slough

[Alex]

There was a young woman from Slough
Who took in a lodger from Krakow

[GrannyMac]

There was a young woman from Slough
Who took in a lodger from Krakow
For several weeks
They just didn't speak

[Ruthio]

There was a young woman from Slough
Who took in a lodger from Krakow
For several weeks
They just didn't speak
And then one day, you guessed it! KAPPOW!! 🥳 💘 

[Mups]

Kev sat in the Working Man's Club

[klondike]

Kev sat in the Working Man's Club
Cheaper beer than it was in the pub

[GrannyMac]

Kev sat in the Working Man's Club
Cheaper beer than it was in the pub
Ten bob a year membership fee
Two turns a week, entrance free
He fancied the barmaid, but she gave him a snub.

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Kev tried his luck at the bingo with Fred
Fred's dobber was black, Kev's was red

[Scrumpy]

Kev tried his luck at the bingo with Fred
Fred's dobber was black, Kev's was red
They were jealous of Joe's who's dobber was green
His dobber was the biggest they'd seen

[Alex]

Kev tried his luck at the bingo with Fred
Fred's dobber was black, Kev's was red
They were jealous of Joe's who's dobber was green
His dobber was the biggest they'd seen
Joe always took his dobber to bed

Fred and Betty settled in France

[Mups]

Fred and Betty settled in France 
To start again, and have a new chance

[GrannyMac]

Fred and Betty settled in France
To start again, and have a new chance
The liked the cheese, drank lots of wine
They really had a lovely time

[Mups]

Fred and Betty settled in France
To start again, and have a new chance
The liked the cheese, drank lots of wine
They really had a lovely time
Then joined a club and learned how to dance.


 Mabel's  husband snores like all night
Gob wide open,  what a sight
Gone are the days of cuddles and love

[Scrumpy]

Mabel's husband snores all night
Gob wide open, what a sight
Gone were the days of cuddles and love
No rumpy pumpy ,none of that stuff

[Mups]

Mabel's husband snores all night
Gob wide open, what a sight
Gone are the days of cuddles and love
No rumpy pumpy, none of that stuff
And if he tried, it would give her a fright.