Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was an old man from Stranraer
Who toddled down the pub for a beer
He met up with Joe and another called Mick
The beer that they supped was always on tick

[GrannyMac]

There was an old man from Stranraer
Who toddled down the pub for a beer
He met up with Joe and another called Mick
The beer that they supped was always on tick
The landlord knew they lived quite near.

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Maggie thought she was a really good cook
But she didn't use a recipe book

[Mups]

Maggie thought she was a really good cook
But she didn't use a recipe book 
What whatever she'd got would go in the pot
Sometimes it was good,  and sometimes not

[klondike]

Maggie thought she was a really good cook
But she didn't use a recipe book
What whatever she'd got would go in the pot
Sometimes it was good,  and sometimes not
If offered any first take a crafty look

Maggie made a mistake the other day
We all wonder if she'll be made to pay

[Mups]

Maggie made a mistake the other day
We all wonder if she'll be made to pay 
She took someone's shopping, 'twas a bag like hers
And then realised she'd got somebody's purse

[Alex]

Maggie made a mistake the other day
We all wonder if she'll be made to pay
She took someone's shopping, 'twas a bag like hers
And then realised she'd got somebody's purse
When the bizzies arrived she had nowt to say.


A hardworking man from Bhutan

[GrannyMac]

A hardworking man from Bhutan
Had a Norwegian wife named Jan

[Mups]

A hardworking man from Bhutan
Had a Norwegian wife named Jan 
He loved her dearly
She loved him - well nearly

[Scrumpy]

A hard working man from Bhutan
Had a Norwegian wife named Jan
He loved her dearly
She loved him- well nearly
She fancied his brother called Ram

[Mups]

'Twas Open Day at the Church
And the Vicar's Parrot sat on a perch

[klondike]

'Twas Open Day at the Church
And the Vicar's Parrot sat on a perch
My goodness did those visitors stare
When Polly Parrot began to swear

[Mups]

'Twas Open Day at the Church
And the Vicar's Parrot sat on a perch
My goodness did those visitors stare
When Polly Parrot began to swear 
Then settled on Madge for a search.


Last summer at the Village Fete

[klondike]

Last summer at the Village Fete
The vicar got in a right old state

[GrannyMac]

Last summer at the Village Fete
The vicar got in a right old state
The elderflower wine was pretty strong
Two glasses and he burst into song

[klondike]

Last summer at the Village Fete
The vicar got in a right old state
The elderflower wine was pretty strong
Two glasses and he burst into song
He was last seen draped over the vicarage gate

The vicar revived his eyes were bleary