Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Inspector Daring was a cop at the Met
He liked to drink, he liked to bet
A bit of a lad
 His handcuffs in bed made his wife very glad

[Mups]

Inspector Daring was a cop at the Met
He liked a drink, he liked a bet
A bit of a lad -
Some said a Cad

[Ruthio]

Inspector Daring was a cop at the Met
He liked a drink, he liked a bet
A bit of a lad -
Some said a Cad
Some said he was really a pet!!

[Mups]

There was a young man from Marden

[Alex]

There was a young man from Marden
Who loved to spend time in his garden

[Mups]

There was a young man from Marden
Who loved to spend time in his garden
But his hearing was lacking
So when the neighbour kept yakking
All he kept saying was . .  'Pardon?'


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When Phil was cooking his tea

[GrannyMac]

When Phil was cooking his tea
He was stung on the nose by a bee

[Scrumpy]

When Phil was cooking his tea
He was stung on the nose by a bee
It swelled up and started to throb

[Mups]

When Phil was cooking his tea
He was stung on the nose by a bee
It swelled up and started to throb 
And  made the poor man sob

[Ruthio]

When Phil was cooking his tea
He was stung on the nose by a bee
It swelled up and started to throb 
And  made the poor man sob
So much that he could hardly see 

[Mups]

As Bert watched the sun set in the West

[Ruthio]

As Bert watched the sunset in the West
A spider crawled under his vest 🕷 

[Mups]

As Bert watched the sun set in the West
A spider crawled under his vest 🕷 
He first felt a tickle
Followed by a prickle

[GrannyMac]

As Bert watched the sun set in the West
A spider crawled under his vest 🕷
He first felt a tickle
Followed by a prickle
Now he has a bare chest.

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Dave sent Lil a Valentine
All hearts and roses saying 'Please be Mine'

[Mups]

Dave sent Lil a Valentine
All hearts and roses saying 'Please be Mine' 
She guessed it was from Dave -
Although unusually brave