Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Jed was fed up with the damp and cold
He decided to do something really bold
He robbed the Co-op  of some steak and gin
And hoped the prison would take him in 
They did - and his house was sold.

*  *  *

Mick's dog snored gently as she slept

[Ruthio]

Mick's dog snored gently as she slept
She dreamed of cats, and then up she leapt

[Mups]

Mick's dog snored gently as she slept
She dreamed of cats, and then up she leapt 
A big ginger puss was on the fence
Mick's dog watched in great suspense

[Alex]

Mick's dog snored gently as she slept
She dreamed of cats, and then up she leapt
A big ginger puss was on the fence
Mick's dog watched in great suspense
At 'laying low' he was most adept

[Mups]

Nell was all excited about Valentine's Day

[Alex]

Nell was all excited about Valentine's Day
She hoped flowers and cards were on the way

[Mups]

Nell was all excited about Valentine's Day
She hoped flowers and cards were on the way 
She bought a new frock and new lippy too

[klondike]

Nell was all excited about Valentine's Day
She hoped flowers and cards were on the way
She bought a new frock and new lippy too
Hoping her suitors formed an orderly queue

[Scrumpy]

Nell was excited about Valentine's Day 
She hoped flowers and cards were on the way
She bought a new frock and a new lippy too
Hoping her suitors formed an orderly queue 
But the man at her door was the village idiot Ray

[Scrumpy]

Betty dyed her hair a bright colour red

[klondike]

Betty dyed her hair a bright colour red
She had no care what others said
For she had decided to be bold

[Mups]

Betty dyed her hair a bright colour red
She had no care what others said
For she had decided to be bold 
And have some fun before she's too old

[Alex]

Betty dyed her hair a bright colour red
She had no care what others said
For she had decided to be bold
And have some fun before she's too old
But Betty drew the line at getting wed !
 

Inspector Daring was a cop at the Met

[GrannyMac]

Inspector Daring was a cop at the Met
He liked a drink, he liked a bet

[Ruthio]

Inspector Daring was a cop at the Met
He liked a drink, he liked a bet
A bit of a lad