Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Cyril wore a string vest and his nipples showed through 
He said it was fashionable, said he kept him cool
Reasonable in summer, Cyril's Missus said
But ridiculous in winter, and off putting in bed
But Cyril , being Cyril, didn't have a clue

[GrannyMac]

Winnie went to church a lot
To save her soul, or so she thought

[Mups]

Winnie went to church a lot
To save her soul, or so she thought
She prayed and sang
Till her elastic went twang

[klondike]

Winnie went to church a lot
To save her soul, or so she thought
She payed and sang
Till her elastic went twang
Not that she cared a jot

She whipped her drawers up off the ground
Hoping none had heard the sound

[Scrumpy]

She whipped her drawers up off the ground
Hoping none had heard the sound
But little Billy had seen it all
He saw the red drawers .He saw them fall

[klondike]

She whipped her drawers up off the ground
Hoping none had heard the sound
But little Billy had seen it all
He saw the red drawers. He saw them fall
Billy laughed and pointed, Winnie frowned

Weak elastic was Winnies claim
Really it was her bum to blame
 

[Scrumpy]

Weak elastic was Winnies claim
Really it was her bum to blame
Her bum was a 22 cotton mix
The drawers she wore were silk size 6

[Alex]

Weak elastic was Winnies claim
Really it was her bum to blame
Her bum was a 22 cotton mix
The drawers she wore were silk size 6
Deluded Winnie, such a shame !


Peter Parker from Bude
Was old and extremely rude

[klondike]

Peter Parker from Bude
Was old and extremely rude
He joined a forum just to annoy

[Ruthio]

Peter Parker from Bude
Was old and extremely rude
He joined a forum just to annoy
What a naughty boy!

[Mups]

Peter Parker from Bude
Was old and extremely rude
He joined a forum just to annoy
What a naughty boy!
And used to sit and type in the nude.  

*  *  *

Then there was Lucy and Joan from Kent

[Alex]

Then there was Lucy and Joan from Kent
Moved in together to save on rent

[GrannyMac]

Then there was Lucy and Joan from Kent
Moved in together to save on rent
Joan then changed her name to Jim
And altered her pronouns to he & him

[Mups]

Then there was Lucy and Joan from Kent
Moved in together to save on rent
Joan then changed her name to Jim
And altered her pronouns to he & him 
And had 'Mr.' put on mail that was sent.


*  *  *

Jed was fed up with the damp and the cold

[Scrumpy]

Jed was fed up with the damp and cold
He decided to do something really bold
He robbed the Co-op  of some steak and gin
And hoped the prison would take him in