Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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Ruthio

The man in the Chippy, called Lee
Didn't know which sex to be
Sometimes he was He
Sometimes he was She

Scrumpy


The man in the Chippy, called Lee
Didn't know which sex to be
Sometimes he was He
Sometimes he was She
Sometimes he was Lee .Sometimes Maggie
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Scrumpy


Sherilee was a swinger back in 1965
Frankie  was her partner and they knew how to jive
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups

Sherilee was a swinger back in 1965
Frankie  was her partner and they knew how to jive 
They used to meet Gert & Fred

klondike

Sherilee was a swinger back in 1965
Frankie  was her partner and they knew how to jive
They used to meet Gert & Fred
Who were a bit older and he was a "Ted".

Mups

Sherilee was a swinger back in 1965
Frankie  was her partner and they knew how to jive
They used to meet Gert & Fred
Who were a bit older and he was a "Ted" 
And go to all the concerts that were live.


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Fred said 'It's too cold to go far today'

klondike

Fred said 'It's too cold to go far today'
I'll be staying in bed with my neighbour Kay

Ruthio

Fred said 'It's too cold to go far today'
I'll be staying in bed with my neighbour Kay
She feisty and fun!

Alex

Fred said 'It's too cold to go far today'
I'll be staying in bed with my neighbour Kay
She feisty and fun!
And when all said and done

Ruthio

Fred said 'It's too cold to go far today'
I'll be staying in bed with my neighbour Kay
She feisty and fun!
And when all said and done
It's much more fun to stay in and play

Mups

Of late Elsie was feeling the cold
Eric said it was because she was old

klondike

Of late Elsie was feeling the cold
Eric said it was because she was old
Certainly for those skimpy panties
Way past the age for wearing scanties

Ruthio

Of late Elsie was feeling the cold
Eric said it was because she was old
Certainly for those skimpy panties
Way past the age for wearing scanties
But what the hell, let's be bold!

Scrumpy


Cyril wore a string vest and his nipples showed through
 He said it was fashionable, said it kept him cool
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

GrannyMac

Cyril wore a string vest and his nipples showed through
 He said it was fashionable, said it kept him cool
Reasonable in summer, Cyril's Missus said
But ridiculous in winter, and off putting in bed


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖