Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Why did Baz have to snore
Sleeping with him was getting a chore
Not only snores cooled her heart
And drove them apart 😉
He was mean, and a crashing big bore.

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Eddie thought he was in charge
But really, it was his wife Marge

[Ruthio]

Eddie thought he was in charge
But really, it was his wife Marge
She called the shots

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[klondike]

Eddie thought he was in charge
But really, it was his wife Marge
She called the shots
And he washed the pots

[Scrumpy]

Eddie thought he was in charge
But really, it was his wife Marge
She called the shots
And he washed the pots
And when she couldn't hear him he called her 'Sarge'

[Mups]

My washing's out, so it will rain
It's always the same - what a pain

[GrannyMac]

My washing's out, so it will rain
It's always the same - what a pain
And if I go out without a brolly
The same will happen, its not jolly
I'll get soaked, yet again.

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A woman from Bolton named Lil
For her birthday wanted a thrill
Her bloke Bill bought her flowers
She wanted Alton Towers
Now Lil has cut Bill from her will.

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An old chap called Owain from Wales

[klondike]

An old chap called Owain from Wales
Loved flying his kite in the gales
He got pulled right up and into the sky
He smiled and let out an almighty sigh
When he landed safely in the Yorkshire Dales

An elderly sheep stared at Owain
Who frowned and thought not again

[Ruthio]

An elderly sheep stared at Owain
Who frowned and thought not again
This man's a right nana

[klondike]

An elderly sheep stared at Owain
Who frowned and thought not again
This man's a right nana
Next he'll be off to the savannah