Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Ernie set out to catch his train
Then it suddenly started to rain       

[Mups]

Ernie set out to catch his train
Then it suddenly started to rain        
Putting up his brolly
Made him drop his ice lolly

[Mups]

Ernie set out to catch his train
Then it suddenly started to rain        
Putting up his brolly
Made him drop his ice lolly 
And it disappeared down the drain.


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It will soon be Monday morn

[GrannyMac]

It will soon be Monday morn
I wonder where the time has gone
The weeks and months fly very fast

[klondike]

It will soon be Monday morn
I wonder where the time has gone
The weeks and months fly very fast
Every day is soon distant past

[Mups]

It will soon be Monday morn
I wonder where the time has gone
The weeks and months fly very fast
Every day is soon distant past 
And then its another dawn.

[klondike]

Abdul set out on the sea
Is he coming here to scrounge off me?
They've put him up in a posh hotel
There at my expense to dwell
He's phoning his mates now to come for tea

[Mups]

Myrtle had a secret, but thought it time to tell
She'd fallen in love with Bill, next door -
and was imagining wedding bells

[Scrumpy]

Myrtle had a secret, but thought it time to tell
She'd fallen in love with Bill, next door-
and was imagining wedding bells
But it was only tinnitus ringing in her ears

[Ruthio]

Myrtle had a secret, but thought it time to tell
She'd fallen in love with Bill, next door-
and was imagining wedding bells
But it was only tinnitus ringing in her ears
She'd be fine after a few beers 🍻 

[Scrumpy]

Myrtle had a secret, but thought it time to tell
She'd fallen in love with Bill, next door-
and was imagining wedding bells
Bit it was only tinnitus ringing in her ears
She'd be fine after a few beers
And feeling as sound as a bell



Freda put on her lippy and headed for the shop

[klondike]

Freda put on her lippy and headed for the shop
Ideally for a nice young man but she'd settle for a chop.

[GrannyMac]

Freda put on her lippy and headed for the shop
Ideally for a nice young man but she'd settle for a chop.
She popped into the butchers for a crafty look
And saw Bert's bloody apron near a carcass on a hook
She decided on her 'must have' list, he'd be at the top.

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Now Bert was shy, he hadn't a clue 

[klondike]

Now Bert was shy, he hadn't a clue
But Freda knew just what to do

[Ruthio]

Now Bert was shy, he hadn't a clue
But Freda knew just what to do
She said, "Just follow my lead..."