Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

When Joan tripped over in the street,
Young Josh helped to find her a seat

[klondike]

When Joan tripped over in the street,
Young Josh helped to find her a seat
She though "What a kind young fellow"
And her heart began to mellow

[Alex]

When Joan tripped over in the street,
Young Josh helped to find her a seat
She though "What a kind young fellow"
And her heart began to mellow
Till she noticed the size of his feet !


A charming young lady from Ash Vale

[Scrumpy]

A charming young lady from Ash Vale
Spent three days locked up in jail
She was charged with street walking

[Mups]

A charming young lady from Ash Vale
Spent three days locked up in jail
She was charged with street walking
But was really only talking
To a man who was posting his mail.


Yesterday at 12:30:00 PM

The sun shone over the hills
As Dave sat reading his bills

[klondike]

The sun shone over the hills
As Dave sat reading his bills
His power bill was far too large
Just look at that damned daily charge

[Mups]

The sun shone over the hills
As Dave sat reading his bills
His power bill was far too large
Just look at that damned daily charge 
The worry was making him ill.

*  *  *

He decided to go rob a bank
Either that - or walk the plank

[GrannyMac]

He decided to go rob a bank
Either that - or walk the plank
His pension was ebbing very fast
He didn't know how to make it last

[klondike]

He decided to go rob a bank
Either that - or walk the plank
His pension was ebbing very fast
He didn't know how to make it last
Day by day his savings shrank

He walked along his eyes cast down
There on the path was an old halfcrown

[Scrumpy]

He walked along his eyes cast down
There on the path was an old half crown
He saw the Queens head was facing left
And she grew roses on her chest

[Mups]

He walked along his eyes cast down
There on the path was an old half crown
He saw the Queens head was facing left
And she grew roses on her chest 
He saw it as a good omen, and ditched the frown.

*  *  *


Ernie made a mug of tea, and went back to bed

[Scrumpy]

Ernie made a mug of tea, and went back to bed
He heard that there would be many storms ahead

[GrannyMac]

Ernie made a mug of tea, and went back to bed
He heard that there would be many storms ahead
He was warm, he dozed awhile

[Ruthio]

Ernie made a mug of tea, and went back to bed
He heard that there would be many storms ahead
He was warm, he dozed awhile 💤 
And woke with a smile 😃 

[klondike]

Ernie made a mug of tea, and went back to bed
He heard that there would be many storms ahead
He was warm, he dozed awhile 💤 
And woke with a smile 😃 
Ready to earn his daily bread

Ernie set out to catch his train