Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

The curtains went up on opening night
Nell had taken Dutch courage and was quite tight
She staggered she swayed and one popped out
This brought forth a joyous shout
The Vicar clearly enjoyed the sight

[GrannyMac]

The curtains went up on opening night
The cast were hoping they'd get their lines right

[Mups]

The curtains went up on opening night
The cast were hoping they'd get their lines right

Sorry Granny,  but Klondy just finished that one.   
Can we start the next one?   . .

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Elsie bought some undies in town

[GrannyMac]

Oops! 😬


Elsie bought some undies in town
A lacy bra, a thong and a baby doll nightgown

[Mups]

Elsie bought some undies in town
A lacy bra, a tiny thong and a baby doll nightgown 
She felt a bit frisky
When she'd been at the whisky

[GrannyMac]

Elsie bought some undies in town
A lacy bra, a tiny thong and a baby doll nightgown
She felt a bit frisky
When she'd been at the whisky
Poor Jim hid under the eiderdown.

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At eighteen stone Elsie was quite scary
Jim thought 'I should have stuck with Mary' 

[Scrumpy]

At eighteen stone Elsie was quite scary
Jim thought 'I should have stuck with Mary'
Mary thought only of Barry
He is the one she wanted to marry

[klondike]

At eighteen stone Elsie was quite scary
Jim thought 'I should have stuck with Mary'
Mary thought only of Barry
He is the one she wanted to marry
Lucky for him he had been too wary

Oh what a tangled mess they weave
Nobody knows just who to believe

[Mups]

Oh what a tangled mess they weave
Nobody knows just who to believe 
One tell you this,
And another says that

[Scrumpy]

Oh what a tangled mess they weave
Nobody knows just who to believe
One tell you this,
And another says that
All of it is a load of crap
Meanwhile the press continue to deceive

[Alex]

A Dinghy boy settled in Deal

[Mups]

A Dinghy boy settled in Deal 
He thought a bright future was sealed

[Scrumpy]

A Dinghy boy settled in Deal
He thought a bright future was sealed
He was given a phone-and a nice hot feed
He was given a medical- and they checked his teeth

[klondike]

A Dinghy boy settled in Deal
He thought a bright future was sealed
He was given a phone and a nice hot feed
He was given a medical and they checked his teeth
And all this now thanks to Sir Kneel

Well my pension is almost spent
So I'm getting a dinghy and heading for Kent
I'll push off from a beach somewhere near Dover
When the RNLI save me then I'll be in clover
A winter break courtesy of that absolute gent

Oh dear my plan has gone astray
My dinghy has drifted and I'm near Calais

[GrannyMac]

Oh dear my plan has gone astray
My dinghy has drifted and I'm near Calais
At least the wine is cheap
I'll have a drink and get some sleep
And try again on Saturday.