Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

There was an old gal from Stowe
Who was a nosey old so-and-so
Her curtains were always twitching
For others business she was always itching
And she would make up what she didn't know

[Mups]

While Eric was walking his Hound

[Alex]

While Eric was walking his Hound
He saw a gold coin on the ground

[klondike]

While Eric was walking his Hound
He saw a gold coin on the ground
What he saw caused him to frown

[Mups]

While Eric was walking his Hound
He saw a gold coin on the ground
What he saw caused him to frown 
And he had to calm himself down

[GrannyMac]

While Eric was walking his Hound
He saw a gold coin on the ground
What he saw caused him to frown
And he had to calm himself down
It was chocolate, ten for a £pound.

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Muriel wasn't right, she had sixteen cats
Unfortunately she had a tiny flat

[klondike]

Muriel wasn't right, she had sixteen cats
Unfortunately she had a tiny flat
One neighbour moaned about the pong
Truth be told he wasn't wrong

[Mups]

Muriel wasn't right, she had sixteen cats
Unfortunately she had a tiny flat
One neighbour moaned about the pong
Truth be told he wasn't wrong
As they always poo'd on the mats.   

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[Mups]

Joe called in the bakers for a bap
And saw Lucy with hers in her lap

[Scrumpy]

Joe called in the bakers for a bap
And saw Lucy with hers in her lap
Big Lucy had forgotten her bra

[klondike]

Joe called in the bakers for a bap
And saw Lucy with hers in her lap
Big Lucy had forgotten her bra
Besides she liked to watch Joe's jaw

[Mups]

Joe called in the bakers for a bap
And saw Lucy with hers in her lap
Big Lucy had forgotten her bra
Besides she liked to watch Joe's jaw
And get him in all in a flap. 


January 23, 2025, 11:08:19 AM

 Nell was rehearsing her saucy play
The Vicar watched, and said "Ooh I say"

[klondike]

Nell was rehearsing her saucy play
The Vicar watched, and said "Ooh I say"
Young Nell needs to be careful in that low top
If she jiggles about then out they'll flop

[Scrumpy]

Nell was rehearsing her saucy play
The vicar watched, and said 'Ooh I say'
Young Nell needs to be careful in that low top
If she jingles about then out they'll flop
All tickets were sold after just one day

[Mups]

The curtains went up on opening night