Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Ethel shouted 'House' in the bingo hall
A little bit confused, it was a 'bogey' call

[Mups]

Ethel shouted 'House' in the bingo hall
A little bit confused, it was a 'bogey' call 
It's not much fun
When you thought you'd won

[Alex]

Ethel shouted 'House' in the bingo hall
A little bit confused, it was a 'bogey' call
It's not much fun
When you thought you'd won
Angrily she ordered a double Snowball

[Mups]

A poor bunny lived alone in his hutch
No one seemed to care very much

[GrannyMac]

A poor bunny lived alone in his hutch
No one seemed to care very much
Then he was joined by a mate 
They had a few 'dates'

[Mups]

A poor bunny lived alone in his hutch
No one seemed to care very much
Then he was joined by a mate 
They had a few 'dates'
And they huddled for warmth and touch.

***

A little old lady from York

[klondike]

A little old lady from York
Loved a meal of roast pork
Sausages, chops and bacon too
Just about anything piggy would do

[Scrumpy]

A little old lady from York
Loved a meal of roast pork
Sausages, chops and bacon too
Just about anything piggy would do
She became so big she could hardly walk

[GrannyMac]

Gladys was a stalwart vegetarian
She was pretty fit for an octogenarian 

[Scrumpy]

Gladys was a stalwart vegetarian
She was pretty fit for an octogenarian
Carrots and broccoli and anything green
On her plate meat would never be seen

[Mups]

Gladys was a stalwart vegetarian
She was pretty fit for an octogenarian
Carrots and broccoli and anything green
On her plate no meat would never be seen
I forgot to say she was Bavarian.

*  *  *

Ed was in Tesco's cafe, having a read
He's had a coffee and a good feed

[GrannyMac]

Ed was in Tesco's cafe, having a read
He's had a coffee and a good feed
He's in there or Asda most every day
Meaning for heating he rarely pays

[Scrumpy]

Ed was in Tesco's cafe, having a read
He's had a coffee and a good feed
He's in there or Asda most every day
Meaning for heating he rarely pays
If you can finish this limerick you are very clever indeed

[Mups]

Well done Scrumpy.   

*


There was an old gal from Stowe
Who was a nosey old so-and-so

[klondike]

There was an old gal from Stowe
Who was a nosey old so-and-so
Her curtains were always twitching
For others business she was itching