Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Pete went for a ride on his bike
A red Chopper, he looked a real sight

[Mups]

Pete went for a ride on his bike
A red Chopper, he looked a real sight 
As he pedalled past   Honey
She came over all funny

[klondike]

Pete went for a ride on his bike
A red Chopper, he looked a real sight
As he pedalled past  Honey
She came over all funny
And invited him in for the night

[Ruthio]

So like an idiot he walked through her door 🚪 

[klondike]

So like an idiot he walked through her door 🚪
Seconds later he was flat on the floor

[Mups]

So like an idiot he walked through her door 🚪
Seconds later he was flat on the floor
He panicked and froze
Right down to his toes

[GrannyMac]

So like an idiot he walked through her door 🚪
Seconds later he was flat on the floor
He panicked and froze
Right down to his toes
And couldn't get up from all fours.

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There was an old woman from Fife

[klondike]

There was an old woman from Fife
Who had lead a very hard life

[Scrumpy]

There was an old woman from Fife
Who had lead a very hard life
Then the Lottery she won

[klondike]

There was an old woman from Fife
Who had lead a very hard life
Then the Lottery she won
Just twenty-five quid but better than none

[Scrumpy]

There was an old woman from Fife
Who had lead a very hard life
Then the Lottery she won
Just twenty- five quid but better than none
A bottle of plonk she bought...very nice


January 19, 2025, 10:17:18 AM

Basil lost his dentures in a Meal for One

[klondike]

Basil lost his dentures in a Meal for One
All are mystified by just how this was done

[Scrumpy]

Basil lost his dentures in a Meal for One
All are mystified by just how this was done
They were there til he chomped on a meat ball
Then, all of a sudden, not there at all

[klondike]

Basil lost his dentures in a Meal for One
All are mystified by just how this was done
They were there til he chomped on a meat ball
Then, all of a sudden, not there at all
The toilet next day would be no fun

[Scrumpy]

Ethel shouted 'House' in the bingo hall