Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

A funny old chap from Dunbar
Was obsessed with cleaning his car
It gleamed and it shone 🚗 

[klondike]

A funny old chap from Dunbar
Was obsessed with cleaning his car
It gleamed and it shone 🚗
With the road dirt all gone

[Mups]

A funny old chap from Dunbar
Was obsessed with cleaning his car
It gleamed and it shone 🚗
With the road dirt all gone 
But he would never drive it far.

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There's a woman up in the Lakes
Who bakes the most wonderful cakes

[GrannyMac]

There's a woman up in the Lakes
Who bakes the most wonderful cakes
With chocolate and cream
She whips up a dream

[klondike]

There's a woman up in the Lakes
Who bakes the most wonderful cakes
With chocolate and cream
She whips up a dream
And decorates with Cadbury's Flakes

A drunken old vicar from Bangor

[Ruthio]

A drunken old vicar from Bangor
Decided not to drink any more

[Mups]

A drunken old vicar from Bangor
Decided not to drink any more 
Since he hit his head on a pole
And fell down a big hole

[klondike]

A drunken old vicar from Bangor
Decided not to drink any more
Since he hit his head on a pole
And fell down a big hole
Making his bum really sore

A B&B owner in Ryde

[Mups]

A B&B owner in Ryde 
Fancied a bit on the side 

[GrannyMac]

A B&B owner in Ryde
Fancied a bit on the side 
Whilst his wife did the cooking
The cheat went out looking 

[Alex]

A B&B owner in Ryde
Fancied a bit on the side 
Whilst his wife did the cooking
The cheat went out looking
And found a girl down by the dockside

Myfanwy is a stripper from Gwent

[klondike]

Myfanwy is a stripper from Gwent
Thinking of moving to Kent
Where the blokes are less keen on sheep

[Mups]

Myfanwy is a stripper from Gwent
Thinking of moving to Kent
Where the blokes are less keen on sheep 
And prefer Little Bo Beep

[Scrumpy]

Myfanwy is a stripper from Gwent
Thinking of moving to Kent
Where the blokes are less keen on sheep
And prefer little Bo Peep
Who hooked in any eager Kent gent

[Mups]

Pete went for a ride on his bike