Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

All except that one that's starting to slide
Now its twirling like a fairground ride

[klondike]

All except that one that's starting to slide
Now its twirling like a fairground ride
Oh dear now it's knocked down a litter bin

[Mups]

All except that one that's starting to slide
Now its twirling like a fairground ride
Oh dear now it's knocked down a litter bin 
And now he's going into a spin

[GrannyMac]

All except that one that's starting to slide
Now its twirling like a fairground ride
Oh dear now it's knocked down a litter bin
And now he's going into a spin
Skidding around from side to side.
 
                      **********

Tonight Maggie decided she will stay in,
With the TV on and a nice drop of gin

[Ruthio]

Tonight Maggie decided she will stay in,
With the TV on and a nice drop of gin
Then she heard a crash!! 🤯

[klondike]

Tonight Maggie decided she will stay in,
With the TV on and a nice drop of gin
Then she heard a crash!! 🤯
Followed by an enormous splash

[Mups]

Tonight Maggie decided she will stay in,
With the TV on and a nice drop of gin
Then she heard a crash!! 🤯
Followed by an enormous splash
Hubby had looked at the pond and fell in.

*

Emma sat on the bench for a rest

[klondike]

Emma sat on the bench for a rest
That row with next door had left her stressed

[Mups]

Emma sat on the bench for a rest
That row with next door had left her stressed 
She did some deep breathing
Until she stopped seething

[Alex]

Emma sat on the bench for a rest
That row with next door had left her stressed
She did some deep breathing
Until she stopped seething
And decided she was blassed.

Can we have a few normal limericks ? Alex asked
Just for a change, the options are vast

[klondike]

Can we have a few normal limericks ? Alex asked
Just for a change, the options are vast
What? Like there was an old man from Sutton

[Alex]

Can we have a few normal limericks ? Alex asked
Just for a change, the options are vast
What? Like there was an old man from Sutton?
Yes, you've hit the nail on the button     

[klondike]

Can we have a few normal limericks ? Alex asked
Just for a change, the options are vast
What? Like there was an old man from Sutton?
Yes, you've hit the nail on the button
Ok you start one anew and I'll try to go last

[Ruthio]

There was a young lady from Sutton (!)

[klondike]

There was a young lady from Sutton
Who was sadly a bit of a glutton
A huge plateful of pies
Brought a gleam to her eyes