Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

While Fred was de-icing his car
He spotted the windscreen had a big scar

[klondike]

While Fred was de-icing his car
He spotted the windscreen had a big scar
Was it a stone or that damned kid next door?

[Alex]

While Fred was de-icing his car
He spotted the windscreen had a big scar
Was it a stone or that damned kid next door?
Looked like a stone but he couldn't be sure

[Mups]

While Fred was de-icing his car
He spotted the windscreen had a big scar
Was it a stone or that damned kid next door?
Looked like a stone but he couldn't be sure 
It just seemed a bit bazaar.


*

We are promised some snow this weekend

[GrannyMac]

We are promised some snow this weekend
So wrap up warmly dear friends

[Scrumpy]

We were promised some snow this weekend
So wrap up warmly dear friends
Rub Vicks deep heat all over your chest
Getting someone to do it, I find is best

[Alex]

We were promised some snow this weekend
So wrap up warmly dear friends
Rub Vicks deep heat all over your chest
Getting someone to do it, I find is best
Vick on yer feet is a Godsend !

A trip to Barry is on the cards

[Scrumpy]

A trip to Barry is on the cards
He lives at 56 at his ma's

[Mups]

A trip to Barry is on the cards
He lives at 56 at his ma's 
She fusses and coos
And even shines his shoes

[GrannyMac]

A trip to Barry is on the cards
He lives at 56 at his ma's
She fusses and coos
And even shines his shoes
And deep fries his sausages in lard

           ***********

A trip to Barry Island was what Alex meant
Where Gavin and Stacey and Uncle Bryn went

[GrannyMac]

A trip to Barry Island was what Alex meant
Where Gavin and Stacey and Uncle Bryn went
A wedding was planned
But things got out of hand
When Smith and Ness took advice from their friends. 

[Mups]

When I looked out the window,  it was starting to snow

[klondike]

When I looked out the window,  it was starting to snow
We'll be getting big drifts if the wind starts to blow

[Mups]

When I looked out the window,  it was starting to snow
We'll be getting big drifts if the wind starts to blow 
Not a grit lorry in sight
Haven't seen one all night

[klondike]

When I looked out the window,  it was starting to snow
We'll be getting big drifts if the wind starts to blow
Not a grit lorry in sight
Haven't seen one all night
No wonder the cars are going so slow

All except that one who's starting to slide