Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

It's blowing a gale and pouring with rain
If it carries on it'll drive me insane
I was going to go out today
But with weather like this inside I'll stay
Weekend it might snow - oh what a pain.

*

I'm all of a muddle with my days!
It's like Wednesday is Sunday in a haze

[Scrumpy]

I'm all in a muddle with my days!
It's like Wednesday is Sunday in a haze
I think tomorrow is Friday or there about
I hope it is, my bins are out

[Ruthio]

I'm all in a muddle with my days!
It's like Wednesday is Sunday in a haze
I think tomorrow is Friday or there about
I hope it is, my bins are out
And blown all over the alleyways 

[Mups]

Ed sat in the cafe having his lunch

[GrannyMac]

Ed sat in the cafe having his lunch
Planning on betting, he'd got a hunch

[klondike]

Ed sat in the cafe having his lunch
Planning on betting, he'd got a hunch
He'd bet City 3 United 2

[Mups]

Ed sat in the cafe having his lunch
Planning on betting, he'd got a hunch
He'd bet City 3 United 2
But truth be told - he hadn't a clue
So he sat and had a bit more to munch.

*

This weekend its supposed to snow
With temperature dropping to 4 below

[klondike]

This weekend its supposed to snow
With temperature dropping to 4 below
Well it's sunny here
Which gives me cheer
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It may be sunny but still damned nippy
But not so bad the roads are slippy

[Scrumpy]

It may be sunny but still damned nippy
But not so bad the roads are slippy
I think I'll stay at home today
I've got a ready meal, so that's okay

[Mups]

It may be sunny but still damned nippy
But not so bad the roads are slippy
I think I'll stay at home today
I've got a ready meal, so that's okay 
Then I might try out my nice new lippy.

*

While Josh was de-icing his car

[klondike]

While Josh was de-icing his car
He spotted the windscreen had a scar
A stone must have caused that chip
Thrown up by another going quite a clip
He'd get it fixed, it wasn't far

Josh pulled up at Honest Joe's

[Ruthio]

Josh pulled up at Honest Joe's
He had a wart on the end of his nose 

[Mups]

Josh pulled up at Honest Joe's
He had a wart on the end of his nose  
It looked like a big prune
It had grown big so soon

[Ruthio]

Josh pulled up at Honest Joe's
He had a wart on the end of his nose  
It looked like a big prune
It had grown big so soon
So they unrolled the big garden hose

[Mups]

While Fred was de-icing his car