Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Bert went shopping for a nice new bed
New sheets too in a sultry red
He might try satin.. all the rage
Though he was a bit worried about his age

[klondike]

Bert went shopping for a nice new bed
New sheets too in a sultry red
He might try satin.. all the rage
Though he was a bit worried about his age
He might slide right off when all was said

Bert stuck with sensible linen whites

[GrannyMac]

Bert stuck with sensible linen whites
Hoping for sweet dreams at night

[klondike]

Bert stuck with sensible linen whites
Hoping for sweet dreams at night
Any romance was all in dreams
So he took solace in custard creams

[Scrumpy]

Bert stuck with sensible linen whites
Hoping for sweet dreams at night
Any romance was all in dreams
So he took solace in custard creams
He ooh'd and aah'd at every bite

[Mups]

Hoping  for love on New Years Eve
Ethel wiped a tear away on her sleeve

[Alex]

Hoping  for love on New Years Eve
Ethel wiped a tear away on her sleeve
She'd had her heart broken so many times

[GrannyMac]

Hoping  for love on New Years Eve
Ethel wiped a tear away on her sleeve
She'd had her heart broken so many times
She found some comfort in gin and lime
'I'll get that' volunteered an old friend Steve.

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He gave her a kiss when the bells were ringing

[Alex]

He gave her a kiss when the bells were ringing
Ethel could feel her lips were tingling

[Scrumpy]

He gave her a kiss when the bells were ringing 
Ethel could feel that her lips were tingling
The tingle went down to the tips of her toes

[Mups]

He gave her a kiss when the bells were ringing 
Ethel could feel that her lips were tingling
The tingle went down to the tips of her toes 
And she began to forget all her woes

[GrannyMac]

He gave her a kiss when the bells were ringing
Ethel could feel that her lips were tingling
The tingle went down to the tips of her toes
And she began to forget all her woes
She didn't know Steve was into swinging 😮

[Mups]

It's blowing a gale and pouring with rain

[klondike]

It's blowing a gale and pouring with rain
If it carries on it'll drive me insane
I was going to go out today

[Alex]

It's blowing a gale and pouring with rain
If it carries on it'll drive me insane
I was going to go out today
But warm at home I'm going to stay