Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Hope springs eternal in Maggie's breast
She wears her best lippy, and looks her best

[klondike]

Hope springs eternal in Maggie's breast
She wears her best lippy, and looks her best
For wrinkles and cracks she relies on pollyfiller

[GrannyMac]

Hope springs eternal in Maggie's breast
She wears her best lippy, and looks her best
For wrinkles and cracks she relies on pollyfiller
She thinks she is a real man killer

[Mups]

Hope springs eternal in Maggie's breast
She wears her best lippy, and looks her best
For wrinkles and cracks she relies on pollyfiller
She thinks she is a real man killer
And she tries to be full of zest.


*  *

It's almost New Years Eve
And Karen's got a date with Steve

[Ruthio]

It's almost New Years Eve
And Karen's got a date with Steve
He's raring to go!

[Scrumpy]

It's almost New Years Eve
And Karen's got a date with Steve
He's raring to go
After Karen he's meeting Flo

[Mups]

It's almost New Years Eve
And Karen's got a date with Steve
He's raring to go
After Karen he's meeting Flo 
That's if Karen allows him to leave. 

*  *



So what have you got for tea?

[klondike]

So what have you got for tea?
I'll check the freezer after I've had a pee

[Scrumpy]

So what have you got for tea?
I'll check the freezer after I've had a pee
I can't do it before ,my hands would be cold
There are things with cold hands I wouldn't hold

[klondike]

So what have you got for tea?
I'll check the freezer after I've had a pee
I can't do it before ,my hands would be cold
There are things with cold hands I wouldn't hold
Ah a nice curry - that'll do me

Wow that curry really was hot
Now for some afters. Let's see what I've got

[GrannyMac]

Wow that curry was really hot
Now for some afters. Lets see what I've got
Christmas pud? No, I'm too full
Let's have ice cream, it'll make my mouth cool

[Mups]

Wow that curry was really hot
Now for some afters. Lets see what I've got
Christmas pud? No, I'm too full
Let's have ice cream, it'll make my mouth cool 
I think I'd best have quite a lot!

*  *  *

Bert felt he could sleep for a week

[klondike]

Bert felt he could sleep for a week
He collapsed into bed and heard a creak

[GrannyMac]

Bert felt he could sleep for a week
He collapsed into bed and heard a creak
He nervously coughed
The leg broke off
And he fell on the floor in a heap

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Bert went shopping for a nice new bed

[klondike]

Bert went shopping for a nice new bed
New sheets too in a sultry red