Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An unhappy young maiden from Leicester
Allowed her resentment to fester

[Scrumpy]

A unhappy maiden from Leicester
Allowed her resentment to fester
She yearned for a man

[Michael Rolls]

A unhappy maiden from Leicester
Allowed her resentment to fester
She yearned for a man
And worked on her tan

[klondike]

A unhappy maiden from Leicester
Allowed her resentment to fester
She yearned for a man
And worked on her tan
But still nobody would date her

The happy farmer went out for a walk

[Scrumpy]

The happy farmer went out for a walk
He met an old cow and they did talk

[Michael Rolls]

The happy farmer went out for a walk
He met an old cow and they did talk
On the weather and why it was cold

[GrannyMac]

The happy farmer went out for a walk
He met an old cow and they did talk
On the weather and why it was cold
And how it affected the old
And made the rooster squawk!

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An aging rock drummer named Mick

[klondike]

An aging rock drummer named Mick
Whose false teeth had developed a click

[Michael Rolls]

An aging rock drummer named Mick
Whose false teeth had developed a click
set them down on his chair

[klondike]

An aging rock drummer named Mick
Whose false teeth had developed a click
Set them down on his chair
And they chomped on his hair

[Michael Rolls]

An aging rock drummer named Mick
Whose false teeth had developed a click
Set them down on his chair
And they chomped on his hair
So he leapt in air - what a trick!


A miserable old git from Penzance

[GrannyMac]

A miserable old git from Penzance
Decided he should learn to dance

[Michael Rolls]

A miserable old git from Penzance
Decided he should learn to dance
So he trippied the light fantastic

[GrannyMac]

A miserable old git from Penzance
Decided he should learn to dance
So he tripped the light fantastic
But sadly his elastic

[klondike]

A miserable old git from Penzance
Decided he should learn how to dance
So he tripped the light fantastic
But sadly his elastic
Snapped so down came his pants

The vicar berated his intemperate flock