Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

An old girl from Ryl, name of Lil
Was too puffed to climb up the hill
So hitched a ride on a passing cart
The horse dropped dead with a strained heart   (not the thyme I was hoping for)
So the carter gave her the bill.

There was an old gent from Kentucky

[Michael Rolls]

There was an old gent from Kentucky
Whose in-laws thought him too lucky

[klondike]

There was an old gent from Kentucky
Whose in-laws thought him too lucky
After wedding their lass

[Scrumpy]

There was an old gent from Kentucky
Whose in-laws thought him too lucky
After wedding their lass
 Went to live in Kansas

[klondike]

There was an old gent from Kentucky
Whose in-laws thought him too lucky
After wedding their lass
Went to live in Kansas
Which some considered quite plucky

Brian's dad gave him a mountain bike

[GrannyMac]

Brian's dad gave him a mountain bike
In a bright shade of red, which he really liked

[klondike]

Brian's dad gave him a mountain bike
In a bright shade of red, which he really liked
He pedalled like hell

[Scrumpy]

Brian's dad gave him a mountain bike
In a bright shade of red, which he really liked
He pedalled like hell
When into a pothole he fell

[Michael Rolls]

Brian's dad gave him a mountain bike
In a bright shade of red, which he really liked
He pedalled like hell
When into a pothole he fell
And never more went more a-biked

There was a small doggie called Fluff

[klondike]

There was a small doggie called Fluff
Whose dinner was never enough

[Michael Rolls]

There was a small doggie called Fluff
Whose dinner was never enough
He asked why it was

[klondike]

There was a small doggie called Fluff
Whose dinner was never enough
He asked why it was
And was told "just because"

[GrannyMac]

There was a small doggie called Fluff
Whose dinner was never enough
He asked why it was
And was told "just because"
So Fluff pinched the cat's, wuff wuff!

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A generous chap from North Wales

[Michael Rolls]

A generous chap from North Wales
Was a noted recounter of tales

[klondike]

A generous chap from North Wales
Was a noted recounter of tales
"You'll never believe" was their usual start