Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

Joe was out pruning his floribunda rose
Daisy sneakily eyed him from head to toes
She hid in a big bush and peeked between the leaves

[klondike]

Joe was out pruning his floribunda rose
Daisy sneakily eyed him from head to toes
She hid in a big bush and peeked between the leaves
Admiring the muscles rippling under his sleeves

[GrannyMac]

Joe was out pruning his floribunda rose
Daisy sneakily eyed him from head to toes
She hid in a big bush and peeked between the leaves
Admiring the muscles rippling under his sleeves
But then she was put of by his wetly dripping nose..🥴

                          **************

Daisy decided to go to the shops

[klondike]

Daisy decided to go to the shops
She went to buy some nice lamb chops

[Alex]

Daisy decided to go to the shops
She went to buy some nice lamb chops
A bottle of plonk for a special treat
The offy her next stop at the end of the street

[GrannyMac]

Daisy decided to go to the shops
She went to buy some nice lamb chops
A bottle of plonk for a special treat
The offy her next stop at the end of the street
Then home to watch an old Top of the Pops.

            *************

Daisy had been a dancer, back in the day

[klondike]

Daisy had been a dancer, back in the day
Some of the dances followed by a roll on the hay

[Alex]

Daisy had been a dancer, back in the day
Some of the dances followed by a roll on the hay
She'd danced once on Broadway

[Scrumpy]

Daisy had been a dancer, back in the day
Some of the dances followed by a roll on the hay
She'd danced once on Broadway
 On the street ,I might say

[Alex]

Daisy had been a dancer, back in the day
Some of the dances followed by a roll on the hay
She'd danced once on Broadway
On the street, I might say
Daisy had memories you can't take away

Brenda got a part in a TV Soap

[Mups]

Brenda got a part in a TV Soap 
She wanted to be a star, and lived in hope

[Scrumpy]

Brenda got a part in a TV soap
She wanted to be a star, and lived in hope
She walked down the market in Peckham town

[Scrumpy]

Brenda got a part in a TV soap
She wanted to be a star, and lived in hope
She had to walked down the market in Peckham town
Where Del-Boy and Rodney were flogging mobiles for a pound

[Mups]

Brenda got a part in a TV soap
She wanted to be a star, and lived in hope
She had to walked down the market in Peckham town
Where Del-Boy and Rodney were flogging mobiles for a pound
And she got so busy she could barely cope.




November 11, 2024, 11:27:04 PM


Den fancied a game of Poole

[GrannyMac]

Den fancied a game of pool
But he didn't understand the rules