Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[klondike]

Fred went out to place his bet
His last horse though is not home yet

[GrannyMac]

Fred went out to place his bet
His last horse though is not home yet
He thought it was a thoroughbred
But he'd backed a donkey, poor old Fred

[Mups]

Fred went out to place his bet
His last horse though is not home yet
He thought it was a thoroughbred
But he'd backed a donkey, poor old Fred
And now he'll have to find a 'Room to Let.'

*

November 09, 2024, 11:34:49 AM


When Bernie nodded off in his chair

[Scrumpy]

When Bernie nodded off in his chair
He awoke to find his pipe had scorched his hair

[Ruthio]

When Bernie nodded off in his chair
He awoke to find his pipe had scorched his hair
"Yikes!!" he cried!

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[GrannyMac]

When Bernie nodded off in his chair
He awoke to find his pipe had scorched his hair
"Yikes!!" he cried!
My head's been fried!

[Scrumpy]

When Bernie nodded off in his chair
He awoke to find his pipe had scorched his hair
'Yikes!!' he cried!
My heads been fried
'I haven't got much left up there'

[Ruthio]

So Bernie went out and bought himself a wig

[dextrous63]

So Bernie went out and bought himself a wig
To look less like Lammy, the big fat pig

[GrannyMac]

So Bernie went out and bought himself a wig
To look less like Lammy, the big fat pig
It was blonde and shaggy, similar to Boris
But Bernie couldn't rock it, he looked a proper Doris

[Mups]

So Bernie went out and bought himself a wig
To look less like Lammy, the big fat pig
It was blonde and shaggy, similar to Boris
But Bernie couldn't rock it, he looked a proper Doris
So he sat back down and had a good swig.

*

While watering her plants one day

[GrannyMac]

While watering her plants one day
A thought occurred to Daisy May

[Mups]

While watering her plants one day
A thought occurred to Daisy May
She'd taken a fancy to Joe next door

[Scrumpy]

While watering her plants one day
A thought occurred to Daisy May
She'd taken a fancy to Joe next door
She'd seen his head.. nothing more

[klondike]

While watering her plants one day
A thought occurred to Daisy May
She'd taken a fancy to Joe next door
She'd seen his head.. nothing more
But so distinguished with his locks of grey

Joe was out pruning his floribunda rose
Daisy sneakily eyed him from head to toes