Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

They were digging up the road outside
 'My Alfie's down there' Ethel cried
He won't like being disturbed!
In fact , he'll feel most perturbed
It's the place he goes to hide



Barry played piano at the village hall

[Mups]

Barry played piano at the village hall 
Sometimes accompanied by his mate, Paul

[Alex]

Barry played piano at the village hall
Sometimes accompanied by his mate, Paul
At Christmas they'd sing carols

[Scrumpy]

Barry played piano at the village hall
Sometimes accompanied by his mate, Paul
At Christmas they'd sing carols
With Maggie on drums, which are Daryl's

[klondike]

Barry played piano at the village hall
Sometimes accompanied by his mate, Paul
At Christmas they'd sing carols
With Maggie on drums, which are Daryl's
Then all join in the traditional brawl

No wonder they call it the village bash

[GrannyMac]

No wonder they call it the village bash
The farmers and the incomers really clash

[Alex]

No wonder they call it the village bash
The farmers and the incomers really clash
The vicar gives them all down the banks
Telling them they should give thanks

[GrannyMac]

No wonder they call it the village bash
The farmers and the incomers really clash
The vicar gives them all down the banks
Telling them they should give thanks
Get on, and not behave like trash




The Parish council couldn't agree
Where to put the Christmas tree

[Mups]

The Parish council couldn't agree
Where to put the Christmas tree
By the Library,  or the Market Square

[Scrumpy]

The Parish council couldn't agree
Where to put the Christmas tree
By the library, or the Market Square
On the Co-op roof !!  they could stick it up there

[Alex]

The Parish council couldn't agree
Where to put the Christmas tree
By the library, or the Market Square
On the Co-op roof !!  they could stick it up there
Fire brigade would do it for free ! 


A Santa Klaus job was in the paper

[Mups]

A Santa Klaus job was in the paper 
Barry thought it could be quite a caper

[GrannyMac]

A Santa Klaus job was in the paper
Barry thought it could be quite a caper
He had the beard, his tum was round

[Alex]

A Santa Klaus job was in the paper
Barry thought it could be quite a caper
He had the beard, his tum was round
He applied ! In for a penny in for a pound

[GrannyMac]

A Santa Klaus job was in the paper
Barry thought it could be quite a caper
He had the beard, his tum was round
He applied ! In for a penny in for a pound
They turned him down, he was a heavy vaper.

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Bill was addicted to the TV news