Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

Started by GrannyMac, March 18, 2023, 06:20:51 AM

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GrannyMac

Charlie was a bingo caller on Friday nights
He tested his mic, and turned up the lights
Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Charlie was a bingo caller on Friday nights
He tested his mic, and turned up the lights
Two little ducks.. Quack, Quack.
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex


Charlie was a bingo caller on Friday nights
He tested his mic, and turned up the lights
Two little ducks.. Quack, Quack.
All was well, just his balls to unpack


GrannyMac

Charlie was a bingo caller on Friday nights
He tested his mic, and turned up the lights
Two little ducks.. Quack, Quack.
All was well, just his balls to unpack
Not the easiest process when wearing sparkly tights! 


Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Mups

#4234
 Halloween, Jimmy dressed in a mask and tights

Alex


 Halloween, Jimmy dressed in a mask and tights
Hoping to give Sister Imelda a fright

GrannyMac

Halloween, Jimmy dressed in a mask and tights
Hoping to give Sister Imelda a fright
He thought he looked quite scary
When he jumped out at Mother Mary

Its not how old you are, but how you are old. 💖

Scrumpy


Halloween, Jimmy dressed in a mask and tights
Hoping to give Sister Imelda a fright
He thought he looked quite scary
When he jumped out at Mother Mary
But Mother Mary had seen the light
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Mups


Ruthio

While Maisie  was walking her dog
She slipped and fell into a bog 🤯

Scrumpy



While Maisie was walking her dog
She slipped and fell into a bog
The dog looked around to see where she'd gone
But there was no-one there on the spot she was on
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..

Alex

While Maisie was walking her dog
She slipped and fell into a bog
The dog looked around to see where she'd gone
But there was no-one there on the spot she was on
Just a twisted and gnarled old log.

Mups

The sun was setting and the night grew colder

klondike

The sun was setting and the night grew colder
Ted whispered sweet nothings but just got the cold shoulder

Scrumpy



The sun was setting and the night grew colder
Ted whispered sweet nothings but just got the cold shoulder
He thought he'd give Maggie a big warming kiss
Don't ask me.. I know nuffink..