Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

There's floods everywhere today
With even more rain on it's way
It's all doom and gloom 
But it will be Christmas soon
Next week by the shops' displays.

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The dark nights have drawn in so fast

[Scrumpy]

The dark nights have drawn in so fast
Getting dark at six.. or just past

[Mups]

The dark nights have drawn in so fast
Getting dark at six.. or just past 
And it suddenly got colder

[Scrumpy]

The dark nights have drawn in so fast
Getting darker at six...or just past
And it suddenly got colder
And my bones a year older

[Alex]

The dark nights have drawn in so fast
Getting darker at six...or just past
And it suddenly got colder
And my bones a year older
How long will this winter last ?



Ethel had knitted a jumper for Bill

[GrannyMac]

Ethel had kniteed a jumper for Bill
Good intentions but sadly no skill

[klondike]

Ethel had knitted a jumper for Bill
Good intentions but sadly no skill
Was it really whiteback gorilla size?
Or was that just a trick of his eyes?

[Alex]

Ethel had knitted a jumper for Bill
Good intentions but sadly no skill
Was it really whiteback gorilla size?
Or was that just a trick of his eyes?
Bill decided to pop another pill !

[Mups]

"You make my ears ache"  said Bert to May

[Scrumpy]

"You make my ears ache "said Bert to May
"When you are chat, chatting away "

[klondike]

"You make my ears ache "said Bert to May
"When you are chat, chatting away "
May boxed Bert about the ears

[Scrumpy]

"You make my ears ache " said Bert to May
"When you are chat, chatting away"
May boxed Bert about the ears
Don't try this at home.. you little dears

[GrannyMac]

"You make my ears ache " said Bert to May
"When you are chat, chatting away"
May boxed Bert about the ears
Don't try this at home.. you little dears
If you want to live another day!

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May went out dancing and left Bert at home

[Scrumpy]

May went out dancing and left Bert at home
Bert was well chuffed ,just being alone

[Alex]

May went out dancing and left Bert at home
Bert was well chuffed ,just being alone
He went to the offie and bought some beer
By ten o'clock old Bert was full of cheer