Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Do GPS do house calls anymore ?
Haven't seen them at anyone's door 
You'd have to wait till you died

[Scrumpy]

Do GPS do house calls anymore?
Haven't seen them at anyone's door
You'd have to wait till you died
They pop in to check if your alive

[GrannyMac]

Do GPS do house calls anymore?
Haven't seen them at anyone's door
You'd have to wait till you died
They pop in to check if your alive
And if you're dead they charge you more.

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'Free the sausages' was a gaffe made by Sir Kier
He really meant hostages, that was fairly clear

[Scrumpy]

'Free the sausages' was a gaffe made by Sir Kier
He really meant hostages, that was fairly clear
Give us back our 300 clowns
Oo'ps, what I mean is 300 pounds

[klondike]

'Free the sausages' was a gaffe made by Sir Kier
He really meant hostages, that was fairly clear
Give us back our 300 clowns
Oo'ps, what I mean is 300 pounds
At least it livened up what was very drear

How long can the fellow last

[Mups]

How long can the fellow last 
Let's hope he's soon in the past

[klondike]

How long can the fellow last
Let's hope he's soon in the past
Careful what you wish for there
The Ginger Growler is his official heir

[GrannyMac]

How long can the fellow last
Let's hope he's soon in the past
Careful what you wish for there
The Ginger Growler is his official heir
The whole shebang makes me aghast!

       **********

Come on Nigel, Reform should do well

[Scrumpy]

Come on Nigel, Reform should do well
Please release us from this living hell

[Mups]

Come on Nigel, Reform should do well
Please release us from this living hell 
'Cos Labour must go

[GrannyMac]

Come on Nigel, Reform should do well
Please release us from this living hell
'Cos Labour must go
Quick, quick please, not slow

[Scrumpy]

Come on Nigel, Reform should do well
Please release us from this living hell
'Cos Labour must go
Quick, quick please, not slow
And when will this be !!..pray tell

[Mups]

There's floods everywhere today
With even more rain on it's way

[Ruthio]

There's floods everywhere today
With even more rain on it's way
It's all doom and gloom 

[Mups]

There's floods everywhere today
With even more rain on it's way
It's all doom and gloom  
But it will be Christmas soon