Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Scrumpy]

The bikers were heading to Fyfe
One was trying hard to escape his wife
But he forgot he was riding tandem 

[klondike]

The bikers were heading to Fyfe
One was trying hard to escape his wife
But he forgot he was riding tandem
So it didn't help taking turns at random

[Mups]

The bikers were heading to Fyfe
One was trying hard to escape his wife
But he forgot he was riding tandem
So it didn't help taking turns at random 
Still followed by his trouble and strife!


*

Bert sat waiting to see his GP

[Scrumpy]

Bert sat waiting to see his GP
He wasn't sure if it was a him or a she

[klondike]

Bert sat waiting to see his GP
He wasn't sure if it was a him or a she
It didn't help that he couldn't say their name

[Mups]

Bert sat waiting to see his GP
He wasn't sure if it was a him or a she
It didn't help that he couldn't say their name
I know the feeling - I'm just the same

[klondike]

Bert sat waiting to see his GP
He wasn't sure if it was a him or a she
It didn't help that he couldn't say their name
I know the feeling - I'm just the same
Can't stop I'm off to see Dr Zwkcospgrki

I started reading signs in the waiting room

[GrannyMac]

I started reading signs in the waiting room
Lots of health warnings, all doom and gloom

[Scrumpy]

I started reading signs in the waiting room
Lots of health warnings, all doom and gloom
' Are you suffering with spots'?
'It could be the pox'

[GrannyMac]

I started reading signs in the waiting room
Lots of health warnings, all doom and gloom
' Are you suffering with spots'?
'It could be the pox'
Or 'Is there something wrong with your womb?'

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A miracle, I saw the GP!

[Scrumpy]

A miracle, I saw the GP!
Driving away.. off home for his tea

[Alex]

A miracle, I saw the GP!
Driving away.. off home for his tea
He works twelve hours a week,

[Scrumpy]

A miracle, I saw a GP!
Driving away... off home for his tea
He works twelve hours a week,
probably being cut back , as we speak

[klondike]

A miracle, I saw a GP!
Driving away... off home for his tea
He works twelve hours a week,
probably being cut back , as we speak
More time for Livi online for a fee

Do GPs do house calls anymore?

[Scrumpy]

Do GPS do house calls anymore ?
Haven't seen them at anyone's door