Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[GrannyMac]

Kenny used his bus pass every single day
He didn't care where he went, he didn't have to pay
The town, the beach, north, south, east, west

[Mups]

Kenny used his bus pass every single day
He didn't care where he went, he didn't have to pay
The town, the beach, north, south, east, west 
But then decided it was the coast he liked best

[Alex]

Kenny used his bus pass every single day
He didn't care where he went, he didn't have to pay
The town, the beach, north, south, east, west
To meet a nice girl was his ultimate quest

[Scrumpy]

Kenny used his bus pass every single day
He didn't care where he went, he didn't have to pay
The town, the beach, north, south , east , west
To meet a nice girl was his ultimate quest
And still he looks after travelling such a long way

[Mups]

Our winter bloomers will have to come out soon 
Its much colder than it was in June

[Scrumpy]

Our winter bloomers will have to come out soon
It's much colder than it was in June
Winter duvet on the bed
Fluffy hat upon my head

[Mups]

Our winter bloomers will have to come out soon
It's much colder than it was in June
Winter duvet on the bed
Fluffy hat upon my head 
All done before my Soup at noon.


*


Fred was sitting at his kitchen table

[Alex]

Fred was sitting at his kitchen table
He looked angrily across at Mable

[Scrumpy]

Fred was sitting at his kitchen table
He looked angrily across at Mabel
She had served up broccoli on his plate

[Mups]

Fred was sitting at his kitchen table
He looked angrily across at Mabel
She had served up broccoli on his plate 
A veg he really, really did hate

[Scrumpy]

Fred was sitting at his kitchen table
He looked angrily across at Mabel
She had served up broccoli on his plate
A veg he really, really did hate
He would pop to McDonald's when he was able


Alfred worked in Lidl baking all the bread

[Scrumpy]

Alfred worked in Lidl baking all the bread
Working in Waitrose was a dream in his head

[Mups]

Alfred worked in Lidl baking all the bread
Working in Waitrose was a dream in his head 
For he loved the head Baker

[GrannyMac]

Alfred worked in Lidl baking all the bread
Working in Waitrose was a dream in his head
For he loved the head Baker
A real mover and shaker

[Mups]

Alfred worked in Lidl baking all the bread
Working in Waitrose was a dream in his head
For he loved the head Baker
A real mover and shaker 
And he wanted to take her to bed!   

*

So he decided to change his old job