Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

As Fred boarded the plane to France

[Ruthio]

As Fred boarded the plane to France
He tripped and fell into a trance 

[GrannyMac]

As Fred boarded the plane to France
He tripped and fell into a trance
He dropped his bag, his passport too

[klondike]

As Fred boarded the plane to France
He tripped and fell into a trance
He dropped his bag, his passport too
Finally treading in some poo

[Scrumpy]

As Fred boarded a plane to France
he tripped and fell into a trance
He dropped his bag, his passport too
Finally treading in some poo
Damn it he thought, I'll take a chance


He saw the Eiffel Tower standing tall
Just like Blackpool where dancers have a ball

[Mups]

He saw the Eiffel Tower standing tall
Just like Blackpool where dancers have a ball 
Then on to Notre-dame
Where the hunchback came to harm

[Scrumpy]

He saw the Eiffel Tower standing tall
Just like Blackpool where dancers have a ball
Then on to Notre-dame
Where the hunchback came to harm
He wasn't keen on France.. After all

Fred booked a coach trip to Frinton -on-Sea

[Mups]

Fred booked a coach trip to Frinton -on-Sea 
But on the coach a lady sat on his knee

[Scrumpy]

Fred booked a coach trip to Frinton-on Sea
But on the coach a lady sat on his knee
Much better than France Ooh La La

[Mups]

Fred booked a coach trip to Frinton-on Sea
But on the coach a lady sat on his knee
Much better than France Ooh La La 
He thought she looked pretty as a star

[klondike]

Fred booked a coach trip to Frinton-on Sea
But on the coach a lady sat on his knee
Much better than France Ooh La La 
He thought she looked pretty as a star
Billy scowled thinking "Wish that was me"

Fred and his beau strolled onto the sands

[Scrumpy]

Fred and his beau strolled onto the sands
They found a dune and opened some cans

[klondike]

Fred and his beau strolled onto the sands
They found a dune and opened some cans
A little later Fred produced some brandy

[GrannyMac]

Fred and his beau strolled onto the sands
They found a dune and opened some cans
A little later Fred produced some brandy
He felt light headed and got quite randy
The lady wasn't amused and told him 'watch your hands!'

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Kenny used his bus pass every single day

[Scrumpy]

Kenny used his bus pass every single day
He didn't care where he went, he didn't have to pay