Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Digby married Priscilla the vet
He only proposed for a bet

[Scrumpy]

Digby married Priscilla the vet
He only proposed for a bet
She had checked him over just to make sure

[Alex]

Digby married Priscilla the vet
He only proposed for a bet
She had checked him over just to make sure
He was tall, dark but a bit of a bore

[Scrumpy]

Digby married Priscilla the vet
He only proposed for a bet
She had checked him over just to make sure
He was tall, dark but a bit of a bore
But she treated him like one of her pets

[Scrumpy]

Milly won the raffle. A dinner date with Bill

[klondike]

Milly won the raffle. A dinner date with Bill
Bill had prepared by buying a little blue pill

[GrannyMac]

Milly won the raffle. A dinner date with Bill
Bill had prepared by buying a little blue pill
They went to the carvery in the local pub
Milly stuffed her face with free drinks and grub
So Bill had no use for his pill, because Milly was too ill.

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He asked her out on a second date

[klondike]

He asked her out on a second date
They agreed to meet next day at eight

[Mups]

He asked her out on a second date
They agreed to meet next day at eight 
She wore a new frock -
A pretty blue smock

[Alex]

He asked her out on a second date
They agreed to meet next day at eight
She wore a new frock -
A pretty blue smock

[Scrumpy]

He asked her out on a second date
They agreed to meet next day at eight
She wore a new frock-
A pretty blue smock
But she left after an hour because Bill was late

[Alex]

Tommy Tucker opened a takeaway in the centre of town

[Mups]

Tommy Tucker opened a takeaway in the centre of town
It used to be a strip club  -  which had to close down

[GrannyMac]

Tommy Tucker opened a takeaway in the centre of town
It used to be a strip club  -  which had to close down
Punters looking for twirls and dips
Would find it now sold kebabs and chips

[Alex]

Tommy Tucker opened a takeaway in the centre of town
It used to be a strip club  -  which had to close down
Punters looking for twirls and dips
Would find it now sold kebabs and chips
Tommy's Peking Duck earned him great renown