Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

GrannyMac.. your    really made me laugh
Over went my cup of freshly brewed decaff !  🙄

[Scrumpy]

GrannyMac your   really made me laugh
Over went my cup of freshly brewed decaff !
It landed on my lap
And some on the head of the cat
I wet myself, I felt so daft                                 This wasn't meant to be a first liner..


Bob's false eye popped out and landed in his tea

[GrannyMac]

I wondered if it was OK...

Bob's false eye popped out and landed in his tea
It gave old Lil a fright, she was sitting on his knee

[Alex]

Bob's false eye popped out and landed in his tea
It gave old Lil a fright, she was sitting on his knee
He grabbed a spoon and scooped it out

[Mups]

Bob's false eye popped out and landed in his tea
It gave old Lil a fright, she was sitting on his knee
He grabbed a spoon and scooped it out 
But then dropped it down the tea pot spout

[Scrumpy]

Bob's false eye popped out and landed in his tea
It gave old Lil a fright she was sitting on his knee
He grabbed a spoon and scooped it out
But then dropped it down the tea pot spout
And was stirred around by a teaspooneee

[Scrumpy]

Ethel ran the wrong way in the relay race

[klondike]

Ethel ran the wrong way in the relay race
To make things worse it was at a storming pace

[GrannyMac]

Ethel ran the wrong way in the relay race
To make things worse it was at a storming pace
She dropped the baton then she fell

[klondike]

Ethel ran the wrong way in the relay race
To make things worse it was at a storming pace
She dropped the baton then she fell
Which, of course, was just as well

[Mups]

Ethel ran the wrong way in the relay race
To make things worse it was at a storming pace
She dropped the baton then she fell
Which, of course, was just as well 
But Big Bertie still thought she was Ace.     . . .   Aaahhh. .


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I got an invite to see Santa's Reindeer
They get earlier every damn year

[Scrumpy]

I got an invite to see Santa's reindeer 
They get earlier every damn year
And Easter eggs will soon be on sale

[Mups]

I got an invite to see Santa's reindeer
They get earlier every damn year
And Easter eggs will soon be on sale
But by next Easter they'll be a bit stale

[Scrumpy]

I got an invite to see Santa's reindeer
They get earlier every year
And Easter eggs will soon be on sale
But by next Easter they'll be a bit stale
To all a Merry Christmas and good cheer

[Alex]

Digby married Priscilla the vet