Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Alex]

Mabel and Maude were identical twins
One day they went on a trip to Berlin

[GrannyMac]

Mabel and Maude were identical twins
One day they went on a trip to Berlin
They looked at the wall, and drank some beer

[Mups]

Mabel and Maude were identical twins
One day they went on a trip to Berlin
They looked at the wall, and drank some beer 
Then someone suddenly pinched Mabel's rear

[Alex]

Mabel and Maude were identical twins
One day they went on a trip to Berlin
They looked at the wall, and drank some beer
Then someone suddenly pinched Mabel's rear
She shrieked then gave him a kick on the shin

[GrannyMac]

Ed was lazy, he liked to stay in bed

[Scrumpy]

Ed was lazy, he liked to stay in bed
So did Ethel , with her mate Ted

[GrannyMac]

Ed was lazy, he liked to stay in bed
So did Ethel , with her mate Ted
They'd eat their dinner, watch TV
They rarely got up, except for a wee

[Alex]

Ed was lazy, he liked to stay in bed
So did Ethel , with her mate Ted
They'd eat their dinner, watch TV
They rarely got up, except for a wee
Power cuts filled Ed with dread !

Vicky worked behind the bar in the Drunken Duck

[Mups]

Vicky worked behind the bar in the Drunken Duck 
She liked the job,  plus  earned a buck

[Ruthio]

Vicky worked behind the bar in the Drunken Duck 
She liked the job,  plus  earned a buck
But she did love the booze

[Mups]

Vicky worked behind the bar in the Drunken Duck 
She liked the job,  plus  earned a buck
But she did love the booze 
And ended up in the news

[GrannyMac]

Vicky worked behind the bar in the Drunken Duck
She liked the job,  plus she earned a buck
But she did love the booze
And ended up in the news
But Vicky just thought 

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Peter spent his money on women online
Although he never met them, he thought it was fine

[klondike]

Peter spent his money on women online
Although he never met them, he thought it was fine
They sent him their pictures and video clips

[Mups]

Peter spent his money on women online
Although he never met them, he thought it was fine
They sent him their pictures and video clips
Vera had a huge bum and enormous hips

[Scrumpy]

Peter spent his money on women online
Although he never met them , he thought is was fine
They sent him their pictures and video clips
Vera had a huge bum and enormous hips
Peter liked big women, so they are meeting at nine


GrannyMac.. your    really made me laugh