Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Mups]

Ted went to the car wash one day

[Scrumpy]

Fred went to the car wash one day
With his soap , flannel and hair spray

[klondike]

Fred went to the car wash one day
With his soap , flannel and hair spray
They kicked him out when he stripped to the buff

[Mups]

Fred went to the car wash one day
With his soap , flannel and hair spray
They kicked him out when he stripped to the buff 
Carrying his clothes, he went off in a huff

[Scrumpy]

Fred went to the car wash one day
With his soap, flannel and hair spray
They kicked him out when he stripped to the buff
Carrying his clothes , he went off in a huff
Mabel fainted , she was in the next bay

[Mups]

I had a new postman today

[klondike]

Have a care. Vlad reads this stuff. 

[Scrumpy]

I had a new postman today
He was slow on delivery.. but 'hey'

[Mups]

Have a care. Vlad reads this stuff.

Whoops -  didn't mean to say that out loud.   
We won't be able to do a thing with him now . . . .  oh dear,  there I go again  . . 

*

I had a new postman today
He was slow on delivery.. but 'hey'
With his cap back to front, and glasses askew

[GrannyMac]

I had a new postman today
He was slow on delivery.. but 'hey'
With his cap back to front, and glasses askew
He put number 12's post into no 42

[Mups]

I had a new postman today
He was slow on delivery.. but 'hey'
With his cap back to front, and glasses askew
He put number 12's post into no 42
Then decided to call it a day.


*


As  Mabel sat watching T.V.

[GrannyMac]

As Mabel sat watching TV
She was stung on the nose by a bee

[Mups]

As Mabel sat watching TV
She was stung on the nose by a bee 
Her nose started to swell
And it hurt like hell

[Scrumpy]

As Mabel sat watching TV
She was stung on the nose by a bee
Her nose started to swell
And it hurt like hell
And the TV she could barely see

[Scrumpy]

Mabel and Maude were identical twins