Lets write a Limerick, one line at a time.

[Ruthio]

There once lived a Parrot in Ayr
For fun Stan taught it to swear
His language was ripe!

[Alex]

There once lived a Parrot in Ayr
For fun Stan taught it to swear
His language was ripe!
The auld dears would gripe

[GrannyMac]

There once lived a Parrot in Ayr
For fun Stan taught it to swear
His language was ripe!
The auld dears would gripe
But Stan just didn't care

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Maggie sang soprano in an amateur choir

[Mups]

Maggie sang soprano in an amateur choir 
But they all really wanted her to retire!

[Scrumpy]

Maggie sang soprano in an amateur choir
But they all really wanted her to retire!
Her chest was large but her notes were flat

[Michael Rolls]

Maggie sang soprano in an amateur choir
But they all really wanted her to retire!
Her chest was large but her notes were flat
Oft compared to a strangled cat

[Alex]

Maggie sang soprano in an amateur choir
But they all really wanted her to retire!
Her chest was large but her notes were flat
Oft compared to a strangled cat
In fact her voice was just dire.

The local MP was called Hugh

[klondike]

The local MP was called Hugh
How he got elected nobody knew

[Alex]

The local MP was called Hugh
How he got elected nobody knew
He spent weekends in France

[Mups]

The local MP was called Hugh
How he got elected nobody knew
He spent weekends in France 
Only gave meetings a glance

[Scrumpy]

The local MP was called Hugh
How he got elected nobody knew
He spend weekends in France
Only gave meetings a glance
And never paid a dime when he flew

[Mups]

I once knew a Bouncer called Fred

[Scrumpy]

I once knew a bouncer called Fred
Who threw troublemakers out on their head

[GrannyMac]

I once knew a bouncer called Fred
Who threw troublemakers out on their head
But he had a soft spot
For his wife, name of Dot

[Alex]

I once knew a bouncer called Fred
Who threw troublemakers out on their head
But he had a soft spot
For his wife, name of Dot
Fred & Dot had been 15 years wed.